>Kitsune? You strike me as more of a coon type.
>If you just gave the coons a chance…
>Okay but why won’t you love me?
>You just don’t see we’re soulmates.
>Gosh that kitsune tricked you? Can’t believe you still want to date a kitsune instead of me. What do you mean it had a leaf on its head?
>You’d be happier with a coon.
>The kitsune stole it from us.
>But think of how comfurtable I would be? Sigh But the only way you could lay on me was if you stop chasing kitsune…
>Kitsune fluffer!
>Heres you wallet! A kitsune stole it from you (lie) and I had to beat them up (did beat up a kitsune) to get it back!
>(Pays kitsune to stay away from you).