/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

Tests their blood with a hot needle to make sure it’s not a tailback imposter.

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Leave her at the door. Women scare me.

>>51030
she passed the test, what next?
>>51032
you will get sent to a maximum security prison if you neglect ur waifur

>>51021 (OP) 
>skunk wife
she’s not gonna smell, right?

>>51035
we don't know that yet, you haven't even let her inside your bug pod yet (or asked her name)
you literally just met fur the first time, wwyd?

>>51036
Need to get to know her to see if we’re even compatible.

>>51037
You just awkwardly stand there thinking to yourself what you should ask, and she notices you staring at her breasts

>>51036
Invite her fur a cup of tea, like the kind gentleman that we are o algo.

>>51038
>why are you staring at my breasts
im autistic and eye contact is a struggle fur me

>>51038
Your putting things into my mouth here. I’d invite her in and then ask basic questions to get a conversation about who she is, and why she’s here.

>>51040
>>51039
she finds ur lack of social experience cute and agrees to drink tea, while you're making her tea you notice she's a little uncomfurtable sitting

>>51043
>uncomfurtable sitting
Ask her if she’s feeling comfurtable.
If so, ask her if she needs a pillow or a better chair.

>>51042
you both sit there sipping your tea until you grow some balls and ask her a few basic questions
>What's your name?
>Who are you?
>Why are you here?
"My name is Aaliyah, and I'm a stripped skunk"
"I'm your fourth reich state mandated gf Chud! Remember? You were always there on /pol/ 24/7 ready to defend the white race from evil Jews and trannies and so the state rewarded your hard work."

>>51045
You notice her feeling uncomfurtable and being the gentleman that you are, you ask if she needs a pillow
"Oh thank you fur asking, my tail is so big it's akward to sit in a chair, do you want to use the couch instead?"

>>51048
>couch
Sure, why not?
Shouldn’t be a problem.
>>51047
>the state is mentoring my interweb
>so over

>>51047
Why is she in this program? Why was she assigned to me?

>>51050
"Well uh... because of your uh features I was all that's left haha"
>>51049
You move over to the coach and her big ass tail is now covering your face and making you sneeze

>>51051
>sneeze
Apologize fur the sneeze, and ask if you move a bit to where it’s comfurtable fur you.

>because of your uh features I was all that’s left
>fourth reich state mandated gf
>skunk
>inb4 gas chamber joke

>>51051
So she’s the only one in said program that would put up with me?

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>>51052
You move her tail outta the way and say you gotta go to the bathroom, after washing your hands you look in the mirror. When you get back she's on her phone

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>>51055
@grok what did anon mean by this?

>>51055
>state mandated waifur
>state mandated obama phone
The scariest thing the government can say is "I'm with the government and I'm here to help!"

>>51060
You ask what she is doing on her phone and you notice her quickly move her fingers around and then she replies "nothing" Ngl a lot of weird shit has been happening to you lately, your wife was pretty shitty today and you weren't able to load any of the sites you like to visit

>>51062
wifi

>>51062
I go fur my Suntory™️ Whiskey and take a swig. Then I sit down and offer her the bottle.

>>51062
>>51063
Either your internet plan can't handle more than 2 people browsing at once, or she's installing malware on your wifi router.
Considering she's being really shitty to you right now, play it cool but try to peek what's on her phone just in case.

>>51065
you sit next to her and she glares at you a little, and you scoot a little close to her and feel her wrap her tail around you
you chat a little about snca and you try to glance on her phone but she notices what you're trying to do and puts it away
"ok Chud, do you even know the rules? If I'm going to be your wife, that means you need to be a proper husband. Section 14 article 88 states you need to have a full time job. Do you even have a job? You only have 2 weeks to find anything or you will be sent to a maximum security prison"

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>>51069
"We just met, Aaliyah!"
"Do you even work beyond being a mandate?"
>start to have second thoughts about this whole mandated gf thing
>she doesn't seem that happy to be here
>did she even wanted to be here?

>>51071
"jeez Chud! Maybe this is why you're alone, did you really expect to just get a wife without doing anything? I checked your government profile, and it says your only job experience is working part-time as Wendy's fur 1 year and you got fired fur being "problematic with customers of darker tone"
"This apartment you live in is paid by your parents who think you're planning to go to school, but you didn't even apply yet. You think I want to be with a loser like you?"
"You know, I did some digging just now and I don't even think you're white. I could report you to ICE fur being a very pale mexican and you will be put in Austwitz furced to mow laws furever"
This pooch will be a problem, apparently she knows your entire background and you only have 2 weeks to somehow get a job or you're gonna get deported by ICE!

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>>51078
>she has a point doe
>but its clear that she's doing all of this fur the sake of the job
"I know! I can write up a quick resume-"
>only job experience is working at wendys fur one year
"Wait, no."
>its so over
It seems your options are limited here.
"Aaliyah."
"I can try stepping out to see if any local places are desperate enough to hire someone like me."
"But, a proper wife wouldn't mind coming along with her husband."
"...right?"
>hopefully some opportunities will show itself while you are on your trip with your mandated wife

>>51080
you go outside and the sun hurts your eyes a little, the two of you are walking to the local downtown area of your snca city. You start to notice how everyone is white, and all the couples are human. Ur the only dude with a skunk gf it seems, and people are also staring at you. She's visibly unconfurtable so you take grab her hand and furce her to the right wiht you into some rando store. Turns our you entered a pharmacy.
"ummm..." she's super shy and her tail perks up
>No I didn't mean too go here, I just saw a sign "we're hiring" o algx
You walk around fur a bit and then you go up to the employee at the counter
>I saw you guys are hiring
we are?
>The sign at the door sa-
oh shit must have furgot to take it down last month
>Well I'd like to work fur you
yeah whatever lemme get the manager

the dumb skunk pooch is giving you a look btw

>>51087
>you whisper to her
"Listen, once this is all over, I will get employed and you don't have call in anybody to deport me."
"Alright?"
>proceed to wait and try to not make a scene

>>51090
>at the pharmacy
so if he gets hired will he get a discount on family planning products? oh wait, i'm assuming the government banned abortions in this scenario since they are the hecking furred reich or something...

wait... why would the government promote state mandated race mixing anyway? is the state mandated anthro gf program a psyop to pacify incels so they don't rise up against their chad overlords?

>>51090
You both wait fur 10 minutes until some retarded blue hair foid walks out
"Walk with me to the office, and uh is that thing with you?"
what did this foid mean by "thing"? Your new skunk gf is very uncomfortable, actually she's always uncomfortable that stupid bitch. Anyways you walk into some shitty office and sit in front of a land whale. She begins asking you basic questions, that any functioning member of society would have no problems answering except you of course. The foid is now fully aware of your situation of being a stupid chudcel whos only skill is moving figures on a ww2 map.
"So uh, why exactly do you want this job?"
I need a full time job because... uh... I need get one in 2 weeks or uh... yeah I need a job because.
Dog shit answer Chud, but unsurprisingly after 4 billion jeets were purged suddenly business were hiring Americans again and congrats you got yourself a job.

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>you need to have a full time j-

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>>51111
>become employed
>your citizenship lives fur another day
>but you can't help but feel something is off
>why did the fourth reich employ a walking skunk of all things?
>her day must been horrible doe

"I should head home with my waifur befure the public stares at her fur too long.", you thought.
"Maybe, I can put on a shitty movie fur her to put her mind at ease.", you thought.

"Hey, so, what's my role in this company?", you asked befure you are about to leave.

>>51113
Congratulations, you're now part of the testing department. Your job will be to control the anthro population in prisons, administer products, and perfurm daily maintenance.

>>51116
>holy fluffing shit
>everything makes so much sense now
>god fluffing damn it
>you feel absolutely guilty learning about this next to your waifur
>you really should head home with your waifur befure things get worse

>arrive home
>your waifur is still upset after today
>you have questions but its gonna be hard to bring it up
>act natural
>make some more tea and head her some of it
>some time later

"So, did you do anything fun befure working here?", you say to your mandated waifur.

>>51118
You didn't notice but you gave ur gf a lot of chamomile tea so now she feels sleepy, after using your bathroom she heads fur your bedroom and goes to sleep

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>>51119
>chamomile tea
>god fluffing damn it

There's nothing you can do but wait until you get to work, I guess.

>idea
I did try to peek at her phone befure. Maybe, I could try check her phone to see the full picture of what's really going on. It helps that she's asleep by now.

>>51120
Uhh ur feeling sleepy too and you decide to sleep next to her and use her tail as a body pillow, you fall asleep and fur a long time

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>>51121
>god fluffing damn it-
>zzzzzzzz
>feelsnice

>>51021 (OP) 
Skimmed the narrative a bit
Outside of all that, based just on the og post
If we really hit it off i think i would be able to reorient my life to be a better person n part of scociety

I totally understand the "focus on yourself first and good things will come" line of reasoning, but it so dam hard to actually FEEL that, and put it into practice.

Ik it sounds wishfull, but genuinley i think that added bit of accountability to someone i really want to enjoy being around me would go a long way. At least it seems that way from what ive seen from myself.

I suppose that could leave someone open to unhealthy desperation to keep the relationship together if it becomes one sided, but i feel like the kind of relationship id want to build wouldnt allow fur that in the long run


>Also helping her over her insecurity of being out in public sounds like a very cute premise fur a love story

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You will marry a cat and you will be happy
https://youtu.be/30u7SInryfY

Wake up then blow my brains out in the bathroom

>skunk gf
>no brapkino
whats even the fluffin point

>>51524
Is the wonderful floofy tail not enough fur you?

>>51527
I'm more enticed by her love fur classic computing.

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I’ll ask her if she’s a punk type of skunk.

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she needs to look like this btw
fur no reason in particular...

>>51724
anon wants that skunk gyatt btw
>>51721
punk skunks makes a lot of sense fur me tbh

skimmed a bunch and got to "brapkino" what the fluff have i missed here