/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

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Bro

>we would try to push their own agendas on to them and ruin everything
with jews in our society they'd unironically side with the aliens and try to push the alien agenda on us instead

>>52936
>alien agenda
I don’t think aliens wouldn’t need to furm an agenda in the first place.
They would be too busy with their own society and bringing in more conflict doesn’t help.

>>52938
the jews always find a way to betray us

Im jewish and my agenda is get white men liking furry women so they cant reproduce

>>52940
that's evil

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>>52940
What's the next step of your master plan?

>>52943
Giving out high interest rate loans to black americans

>>52933 (OP) 
what if its just bacteria on Mars or something

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>>52936
I think that currently theres an alien society somewhere in the universe having the same problems as ours (wars, extremism, hunger)

>>52947
If even it’s just some bacteria, it’s better to let things take its course.
It’s not a good idea to have a whole species to be dependent on humans fur survival. It needs to learn to fend fur itself, just like in nature.

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>>52949
>savior complex
you're just like those fat white women on the internet kek

>>52951
nyagga what do aliens gain from our involvement?

>>52954
we could exploit them/genocide and just take all their resources or something

>>52954
why are you so xenophobic?
who said they needed to depend on us fur survival?
smh

It won’t matter unless ftl is possible (it’s probably not) unless there in like 20 light years of us. Could pull a rimworld and become the alien furries.

>>52959
what if they have unusually long lifespans or they came in an ark ship?

>>52960
It would still take an ungodly amount of time fur them to get here. Unless there already coming this way or are here.

>>52959
It's probably more realistic to pray our benevolent tech overlords bio engineer a fox girl

>>52962
tsmt
when robo gf's become a thing we could customize their body with the furry package or something

>>52963
I doubt robot gf's will ever be a thing, big tech can barely even put together a tech demo that isn't embarrassing. Robots are only useful in industrual/military application so far, and humanoid designs are silly

>>52963
Ai gf would suck. Chat gpt just sucks up to you and kisses your ass all the time. I guess the problems solved if you can make them sentient somehow.

Didn't they just discover dead microbes on Mars or whatever the latest nothingburger is? We just need SpaceX to rebrand to Union Aerospace and start digging around on Mars.

>>52966
you say that as if SpaceX hasn't been targeting mars since its inception

>>52966
I heard something about that on /pol/ but dismissed it as another FOMT bait thread, can you tell me more?
>SpaceX
didn't all their best engineers leave/quit a long time ago already and now it's just a skeleton crew living off the legacy

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>>52964
I’d imagine it would be an AR thing. They’d have a digital avatar and shit, maybe if you have smart appliances you could link them together and they could interact with the shit in your house.

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>>52969
>AR gf
You might be right bro because ((( Hollywood ))) has been conditioning us

>>52966
I think it wasn’t conclusive. Would be interesting to find out what if is tho if it is life. Either it was seeded from earth which implies that’s a common thing that can happen. Or life is actually a lot more common than we thought.

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>>52968
yeah i've heard that but they literally dominate the space industry worldwide right now

top is all spacex launches this year and bottom is the rest of the world combined

>>52968
I haven't looked into it either because these things are always heavily clickbaited. My sources are YouTube thumbnails I refuse to click on. But Mars apparently had liquid water and an atmosphere a gorillion years ago so it's possible there was life there befure. In the grand scheme of things, we haven't really done much digging (just surface soil probing, nothing at an archaeological or geological scale). Who knows what might be buried.
>>52967
'twas a Doom reference. They basically start digging around on Mars, find ancient ruins from which they learn teleportation but accidentally open a portal to Hell.

>>52973
wasn't that on phobos tho?

>>52974
nope, that was a spinoff+extra chapter

>>52974
Doom lore's all over the place since it wasn't the focus in the first two. I'm mostly referencing Doom 3 and the later games which follow that general premise.

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>>52976
>doom 3 
i've never played that one
is it gud?

>>52973
You gotta also consider living on Mars, only the most fanatical of people would willingly subject themselves to living in small domes. That would be torture, and probably a lot of mental illness (if they manage to make it back, because no one gives a fuck about your "rights" while you're on Mars)

>>52978
It’s literally just a shittier moon in practice.

>>52972
I don't know anything about SpaceX or space, I stopped tracking this years ago when I gave up my dream of being a world famous engineer working for Musk. But looking at this picture screams
>startup burning as much money as possible for fast growth
and usually the part that comes after that is how you monetize all that you built. How does SpaceX expect to monetize and do they even have a product yet, or is still just burning investor money? I could probs google this but I'm gaymin rn

>>52981
have you not heard of starlink?

>>52983
How much money is that making to offset the cost of a 40B acquisition of Twitter, Tesla losing it's hype, and those rocket launches?

>>52963
>i want a robot girlfriend so bad
I’m sorry but, that’s even worse than trying to get an alien girlfriend.
You realize that someone has to manufacture these girls, right?
All of that pillow talk with your robot girlfriend will be sent to some big corpo’s data center fur marketing purposes.
Get real.

>>52985
>discuss with my gf how I'm not feeling so well lately
>mfw get ads for the clean energy 0 co emission suicide bug pod

>>52977
It's controversial. More of a horror game than the others. In retrospect it's not that scary but it was definitely 2spooky4me as a young caca. I also feel like the lore is more grounded than 2016+ and, thematically, "clicks" more with classic Doom. I prefer it to the Marvelesque lore we have now. I think it's worth at least one playthrough.

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>>52985
This is why you need a FOSS robot girlfriend.

>>52994
FOSS is dead if this bill passes
https://legiscan.com/CA/bill/AB1043/2025
>requires operating systems to verify the users age before it lets them install software

>>52984
tbh I can't really find any reports of profits fur SpaceX, but I do know that their revenue fur 2025 is going to exceed NASA's budget by 1 billion next year(according to Musk)

They get a lot of money from government contracts to launch spook sats and NASA stuff as well.

They just spent 17 billion very recently to acquire satellite spectrum to allow them to provide better service fur phones
https://www.space.com/space-exploration/satellites/spacex-buys-usd17-billion-worth-of-satellite-spectrum-to-beef-up-starlink-broadband-service

>>52996
>state bill
about as enfurceable as the requirement fur background checks on ammo purchases

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>>52999
>he doesn't know

>>53000
This'll just further enshittify proprietary OSes. Unless hardware manufacturers start locking boot I can always just install Linux.

>>53001
freetards this is your cope

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>>52933 (OP) 
what about slugcatwomen?

>>53005
she's gonna fall off

>>53005
gooned

>>53007
fastest gooner in the 'foo

>>53007
nothing about this is goonable xir. she's in a very precarious position

>>53008
thats why you always edge young apprentice

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>>53006
slugcats are very agile and she will not fall off
>>53007
im going to break your fingers

>>53009
What happens next is left to minds imagination

>>53011
What is a slugcat and what differentiates it from a normal cat

>>53012
she falls on my lap and you won't believe what happens next

>>53014
you wake up

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>>53002
This is my cope.

>>53013
its sluggy. its also white (aryan) and can wedge blunt rebar into solid steel with its arms

>>53016
now post his wife

>>53006
Don't slugs uh... stick to things?

>>53018
He's a proud bachelor, traveling the 3rd world and blogging on social media about his bronze age lifestyle

>>53017
>>53019
what happens if I pour salt on her?

>>53020
I thought he married a jap fox

>>53022
Is that the guy from around the world in 80 days? I thought the anthro version used a lion for the MC

>>53018
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>>53023
I'm mildly marged out. This is some random fox I thought was cool on e926 which apparently got deleted since fur being AI-assisted or generated or whatever so I guess I saved it in time.

>>53024
we're just making shit up dawg

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>>53025
oh ok

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>>53027
Decided to depixelize this one.

>>53194
Why is Aramis teal now

>>53194
where is his wife

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>>53194
Decided to redraw this one.

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>>53199

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>>53207
hes gooned over

>>53199
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>>53207
bros going to be a pngtuber we're so back

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>>53195
His color scheme's pretty inconsistent in the cartoon but his hat's almost always teal. The Quaker Oats look is from 4th picrel which is a random frame from the sequel which I've never watched, I think.
>>53196
He's a proud bachelor, traveling the 3rd world and blogging on social media about his bronze age lifestyle
However, 3rd picrel's his main love interest in the first cartoon at least. I think it's implied he swaps out these hoes every so often, though, referencing the book. Children's cartoon albeit so it's glossed over.
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>>53207
I love these. Thank you!

>>53328
>hes into poodles
its over

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>>53021
it would be extremely painful

>>53453
not as painful as what I'm gonna do to them...
I'm gonna bite their tails

>>53470
shut the fuck up gooner
>>53453
Is this your characters in left 4 dead 2?

>>53471
>gooner
rude! I'm no gooner, i just think their tails look very biteable

>>53473
>very biteable slugtails
what are you? french or something?

>>53475
>french
I take offense to being called that aswell... 
I mean c'mon! They're thick tails that make you want to chomp em. You don't get that feeling?!?

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>>53453
Fur you.

>>53478
See! Even he wants to bite their tails. That's why they put a muzzle on him!

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>>53470
do not bite slugs
>>53471
yes
>>53478
you're a big guy

>>53528
Woah... How'd you get a photo of me?!?

>>53554
Which one are you, again?