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Natalie sits in front of the computer at her room (first reply decides what happens next; use ## in front if meta)
I hog these so I’m gonna sit back.
>>58572 Natalie sits back as she hogs a closet full of NUTS
Natalie is bored and doom scrolling Nutter (no pun intended kek) for something intresting to happen
>>58574
suddenly the doorbell rang natalie goes to see who is it
>>58580 "I'm NUT so sure who's at the door"
>>58572 >>58573 ##ha purfail forgot to use the tags lel >>58580 she uses the ring app to check who's there
>>58580 natalie goes to check the door when suddenly...!
>>58590 she opens the door to find an officer the officer has been hearing reports of nuts being stolen and asks if she knows any information ##good thread so far
>>58592
>>58597 then suddenly, her closet brakes its doors and a pile of nuts fall all over the place the officer can’t help but notice he grows suspicious of her >inb4 search warrant
>>58598 the nuts flow out of a clothes closet next to the door, but they are just out of sights of the copper except a single nut that rolls into view
>>58598
>>58606 woop woop! that's the sound of the po-leece She's certainly in a pickle. How will she get out of this one?
>>58606 Natalie drives on the high way (in the opposite direction) until she runs out of gas, which ends her up in the forest where ted kaczynski's hut is (the timeline is 2025 so it's abandoned by now)
>>58609
>>58612 she enters the hut for shelter in there, she finds a journal that claims to know of a nut that is the best of all nuts and could even “awaken your mind” there are some hints to its location in the journal
>>58613 she also finds a fire axe
>>58635 But it's an axe that's ACTUALLY MADE OF FIRE. Tin whistles are made of tin. Foghorns are made of fog. Fire axes are made of FIRE.
>>58613 >>58635 >>58644 Natalie enters the hut and finds a journal talking about a "mythical nut" that is the "best of all nuts" and could even "awaken your mind" The ONE NUT She also finds a fire axe made out of ACTUAL FIRE Next to the axe was a mysterious portal of some sort, the journal mentioned "Hyperborea" multiple times Could this be a portal to the mythical land beyond the North and the exact location where the ONE NUT rests?
>>59830 >enter the portal
>>59838 >and be greeted by Adolf Hitler <Nutalie Hyperborea needs you! The evil Kitsune are subverting the 'foo and only you can save us by finding the ONE NUT
>>59830 Wow! Exciting! I'm on the edge of my seat!
>>59838 Natalie enters the portal! Welcome to Hyperborea!
>>59847 The first thing Natalie does is enter a potions store, ran by a tanuki, and asks the potion seller fur her strongest potions
>>59864 https://youtu.be/PWSx0bBiNIs >"You want potions?" >"I think I'm entitled." >"You want potions?" >"I want potions!" >"YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS"