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You're conscripted and this is your squad, rumors say you're going into no man's land tomorrow. How do you survive?
>>71094 (OP) 
meat shields
Fluff war I ain’t doing that shit.
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>>71098
Well, well, well. I guess it's true what they say: only two kinds of people come out of Texas.
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>>71099
I’m not dying fur no good reason.
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>>71100
>I’m not dying fur no good reason.
The draft officer didn't ask fur you think, you got basic training and a MP behind your back ready in case you step out of line. Now focus on the the thread topic
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>>71101
>Focus on thread topic.
The topic is surviving and I do so by getting court marshaled or getting injured so I get off the battlefield.
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>>71102
>court marshaled
You will rot in jail fur the rest of your life or have a terrible record when you do get out and be fluffed.
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>>71103
I’ve met a fair share of veterans in my life even living through war doesn’t seem all to worth it.
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I would begin bunnyhopping and spinbot every fagit I see... like a boss, then I would kill both "bro"s and get kicked fur teamkilling.
>>71101
'gem in basic training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwcOp5ne6o
>>71104
but you have to remember the alamo or something my fellow texmexican
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>>71133
Das fur defending my home and pride doe. I’d put my life on the line to protect people I care about.
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>>71136
Would yuo put your life in the line to protecc ‘coons from the KKKitsune death squads?
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>>71138
The coons I love yes.
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>>71156
who are they?
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>>71161
Idk haven’t found one yet.
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>>71162
What do you do to find your 'coon doe? Do you go to your local dumpster or hit the land fills if your feeling extra desperate? Where do I meet 'coons
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>>71163
Beats me, coon isn’t mandatory it’s just one I like a lot, life carry’s me along and I’ll see what I end up with.
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>>71164
Do you think church a meme to boost converts or does it actually work?
>Do you think church a meme
What?
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>>71166
The whole "go to church to meet a wife", is it a meme they get you to come and potentially become a convert or is it real
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>>71167
I think it’s a thing by grifters, a lot of people get a kick out of being “more Christian/righteous” than other people online.
>>71167
It's a furced meme that I usually hear from Boomers.  It's all of a piece with telling someone who's sent out thousands of resumes without so much as a single call back or even an email acknowledging receipt "ya gotta shine ya shoes and go to da plant and insist on talking to da owner. put on ya best suit and look da boss inna eye and give him a firm handshake..." It ain't 1947 any more and the only thing you're going to get is trespassed from the place and maybe, if the receptionist or HR are feeling mean today, arrested, but we all know this. Joining a church to pick up chicks is peak Boomer cringe advice.

"Ya say you ain't religious, but ya believe in God, right?" Yes, Gramps. I believe in Santa Claus too, and I'm sure seeking out an adult woman who still takes the Easter Bunny seriously is the best possible plan in Current Year. Are these people fur real? That's a rhetorical question. They believe what they're saying, I guess. The best way to deal with them is to let the absurdity just kind of wash over you, smile and nod while backing away slowly and making no sudden movements, I have found.
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>>71305
God loves you even if you havent tried to look fur him. I dont think comparing Santa and Easter bunny to Christianity is good considering both santa and easter bunny were creations made fur and by atheists because they didnt like the actual meaning of those festivities. Be nicer to people you dont understand and dont pretend you are superior to them, specially "boomers", they have lived a long life and you are posting in a furry website on da net and are probably on your teens or early 20s.
Speak with love fren God bless you
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>>71477
>probably on your teens or early 20sa
There's people here much older than that
>Be nicer to people you dont understand and dont pretend you are superior to them
Nobody said anything about feeling "superior" it's just a fact that boomers are so disconnected from current reality that all of their advice is trash and will only leave a person in ruins
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>>71094 (OP) 
having a threesome the night befure will give me sexhaver powers which makes me invulnerable or something
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>>71479
>There's people here much older than that
ohnonono the foo is an unc daycare
>Nobody said anything about feeling "superior" it's just a fact that boomers are so disconnected from current reality that all of their advice is trash and will only leave a person in ruins
i prefer boomers over millenials doe. Boomers are nice and have great advice
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>>71972
millennials are insufferable while boomers ruined the economy fur future generations

im very fearful of gen alpha doe
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>>71986
It's very early but so far Gen Alpha is looking pretty based.  

>"Gen Alpha?  Moar liek Gem Alpha, amitite guise?  Amirite?"
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>>71094 (OP) 
wait fur the whistle to blow, do the smugjak face, and say to them
>erm, ladies first!
>>71094 (OP) 
Apparently Nam was no problem fur the Australians because they went extra slow in small groups and were constantly scanning their surrounds, so if they saw so much as a broken twig or a leaf out of place they would backtrack, and their patience meant more dead Commies and less dead Aussies, so imma do that.
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>>71480
I made the right choice
>>72585
>Nam
bros an unc 💀
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