/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

>>82588 (OP) 
Stare at them fur up to a minute.
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If physically unimposing: tackle them to the ground and continue staring at them as I yell "I NEED YOU. HELP ME." fur up to 90 seconds.
If physically imposing: threaten suicide and start crying as I babble incoherently fur up to 30 seconds.
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Commit suicide as I whisper "I'm sorry".

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Buy her a chicken sandwich at a restaurant and interrogate her on the existence of quantum theory? I'm a celibate idk how this works.

>>82588 (OP) 
You can fascinate an anthro by giving her a piece of cheese.

>>82591
would this only work on rat anthros tho?

>>82592
Mice too.  But only if you say "cheesed to meet you!"

>>82588 (OP) 
>my lady, can u please show bob and vagene???

In terms of fogses you give them a big yummy dead chicken

>>82590
buy 1 get 1 free McChickens. 
Boom, possible marriage

Like a normal person?

Bark at her ishowspeed style

>>82588 (OP) 
Show them my most vulnerable spot (browser history) to signal that I trust them first