/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

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>>84713 (OP) 
This image should be the new flag of Florida

>>84713 (OP) 
leave immediately, non-fluffy women are terrifying.

>>84713 (OP) 
mmm... boobies...

>>84724
homer simposn

Turn 360 degrees and walk away but not befure throwing the drinks in the pool

I would deposit the drinks and take my leave.

Give my friends the drinks?

Plappy goofsex. Thread's closed.

>>84767
They're not your friends. Bane said that you don't get to bring friends. Are you going to make them become your friends? How are you going to go about doing that?

>>84773
If I’m getting them drinks they gotta be my friends.

>>84779
Not necessarily.

>>84792
Why am I bringing rando girls their drinks? And it’s a pool so it’s gotta be one of our places with us all bro g invited.

>>84797
Being*

>>84797
That's not necessarily the case with public pools.
>Why am I bringing rando girls their drinks?
Coercion, just Being A Nice Guy, poisoning attempts, the possibilities are numerous. The drops of liquid over Bro's hands and drinks may be interpreted as sweat.

>>84801
Okay then I’d give the nice ladies who I may or may not know their drinks.

>>84805
And that would be the end of that. It's that easy.

>>84805
you sound like a hothead tbh

>>84805
Did you roofie them?

>>84827
There’s gotta be a way to do this that doesn’t end in plappy goofsex…

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Sit down then proceed to do thus

>>84833
I laughed.

Try not to get hard

>>84843
Why?

>>84845

ossification is pretty horrific that's why

>>84713 (OP) 
tbh i find them kinda grotesque looking and I don't go to the pool so I would never find myself in this situation anyway nor would I ever even think about getting them drinks (I don't drink anyway)

>>84879
The gator (or croc or whatever idk I'm racist) is cute

>>84883
to be fair, she has two big things going fur her personality wise, so maybe...
she would look better with hair like olivia

>>84856
That it is.

>>84884
Yeah I like scalies with hair
And that tail is thicc

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>>84892
Based snoot appreciator.

>based [insert goofslop here] enjoyer
Goofer catchphrases are so fluffing gay

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>>84726
>Turn 360 degrees
why doe🤔

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>>84911
gotta style on em

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>>84910
>literally just a snoot

Mhmm scalie tail fur hug