/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

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>>58597
then suddenly, her closet brakes its doors and a pile of nuts fall all over the place
the officer can’t help but notice
he grows suspicious of her
>inb4 search warrant

>>58598
the nuts flow out of a clothes closet next to the door, but they are just out of sights of the copper except a single nut that rolls into view

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>>58606
woop woop! that's the sound of the po-leece

She's certainly in a pickle.  How will she get out of this one?

>>58606
Natalie drives on the high way (in the opposite direction) until she runs out of gas, which ends her up in the forest where ted kaczynski's hut is (the timeline is 2025 so it's abandoned by now)

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she enters the hut for shelter 
in there, she finds a journal that claims to know of a nut that is the best of all nuts and could even “awaken your mind”
there are some hints to its location in the journal

>>58613
she also finds a fire axe

>>58635
But it's an axe that's ACTUALLY MADE OF FIRE.

Tin whistles are made of tin.  Foghorns are made of fog.  Fire axes are made of FIRE.

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Natalie enters the hut and finds a journal talking about a "mythical nut" that is the "best of all nuts" and could even "awaken your mind"
The ONE NUT
She also finds a fire axe made out of ACTUAL FIRE
Next to the axe was a mysterious portal of some sort, the journal mentioned "Hyperborea" multiple times
Could this be a portal to the mythical land beyond the North and the exact location where the ONE NUT rests?

>>59830
>enter the portal

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>and be greeted by Adolf Hitler
<Nutalie Hyperborea needs you! The evil Kitsune are subverting the 'foo and only you can save us by finding the ONE NUT

>>59830
Wow! Exciting! I'm on the edge of my seat!

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Natalie enters the portal!
Welcome to Hyperborea!

>>59847
The first thing Natalie does is enter a potions store, ran by a tanuki, and asks the potion seller fur her strongest potions

>>59864
https://youtu.be/PWSx0bBiNIs

>"You want potions?"
>"I think I'm entitled."
>"You want potions?"
>"I want potions!"
>"YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS"

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>Hello! I would like to purchase your strongest potion
<that'll be 15 dollars, ma'am
>Here!
<sorry but we don't take american dollars, you're gonna have to exchange it fur our currency here
Natalie then goes into an exchange shop and is SHOCKED at the exchange rate of the Hyperborean Dollar

>>61989
>cant affurd shit in hyperborea
natalie proceeds to steal the potion without getting caught

>>61991
##not the best first impression fur our Aryan soldier
she steals an invisible potion and a random one she didn't read the label of befure the potion seller returns

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>>61989
I was starting to worry this might be abandoned.

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>>62198
ask yuki if she knows about the ONE NUT

>>62199
after throwing the fire axe at her magical guitar to stop yuki-tan from attacking you again

>>62198
>WRANG
>the sound of defeat
Also Natalie's facial expression in the second image is making me laugh. Thank you.

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>>62216
>4th pic
tfw you're about to be scammed

>>62216
Don't consume all your consumables until it's too late to actually consoom them, thats the meta. She should microdose the luck potion instead

>>62216
>enter the casino

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>she enters the casino
>with the fake chips, she heads to the roulette table in hopes of earning enough money fur yuki-tan
>>62347
>she decides to drink luck potion in small doses 
>although the potion has been helpful towards her stats, it has only given her small winnings that wouldn't be enough to impress yuki-tan
>she's starting to get nervous as her luck potion is starting to run out
>she has to win big or risk getting herself kicked out

now what?

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Natalie decides to not waste any ounces and downs the whole bottle
She starts winning big at every table she ever goes to

>>66173
drinking all of the luck potion at once increases the potency, but shortens the duration... her luck will soon run out...

After winning so big, some envious patrons begin to notice and grow suspicious. She has a big target on her back now!

>>67674
Natalie, because of her last swig from the luck potion, go extremely lucky actually. She wasn't the first person the tanuku convinced to cheat the casino. They use her testimony as evidence to convince and jail the tanuki, as a reward they offer Natalie some cash which she uses to buy a robe, food, and a map

>>67687
scratch that, ask the casino owner about the one nut instead

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>>67780
##hell yea, can't wait to see how this whole thing goes

>>67776
Is that Alfred Alfer from the eponymous Newgrounds animated Flash webseries by Emily Youcis?

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Does Natalie sound like Foamy the Squirrel when she speaks? Are they related?

https://youtu.be/wcWnud1AtEE

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