/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

>>65690
why are your feet going in her pussy

>>65691
It's a metaphor, nufur

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>>65674
i VILL nut in ze hag and i VILL be happy

>>65694
Okay, you can go right ahead and do that now. There's nothing stopping you.

>>65694
>i VILL be happy
but, would she be happy?

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>>65695
>nuts in da rag
:DDDDDD

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>>65697
I don't get it.

>>65696
i will make her furget her empty nest syndrome

Imagine you're dating a hagfur and her kids are older than you

Anfoos can’t like someone normal.

>>65701
Define normal.

>>65701
bait dni etc etc 🥱
>>65692
people said that about liking cookies, you nyaggas have some weird slang

>>65702
Average girl with a bit of standard deviation.

>>65703
“Cookie” is normal American slang, “furtune cookie” is zooshit.

>>65704
>average girl with a bit of standard deviation
anthro women wouldn't be that average doe

>>65701
This is about the closest thing to normal there is.

>>65705
anfoos cant help but bite the bait

>>65707
6’1” multimillionaire milf single mother with F cups and a massive ass. Yes we will bite the bait.

>>65710
>we
You are the one trying to start shit in threads fur no reason as always. Get a job

>>65710
I see a dozen people that look exactly like this every time I go outside, except without the snout and tail.

>>65710
We :transheart: strong and independent women

>>65710
Nyagga literally every woman I know looks like this and acts like this. Go outside more.

>>65743
Where do you live

>>65750
Britain.

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>>64867 (OP) 
i almost scored a MILF that looked like that in a party
i even got her number but later she told me i was too "baby-faced" fur her

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>>65936
>baby-faced

>>65936
This is a really distressing window into the lives of normaljaks.

>>65936
How long was her snoot?

>>65952
>normaljak
i'm anything but normal, fef
i've only had older women expressing some interest on me doe. girls my age are absolutely insufferable to socialize with and too high up their own used up asses
>>65963
i don't know but she had a beautiful big ass like the OP. she was very sweet too and called me cute. she was like 50

>>66000
You're going to "parties" to "score" sub-prime "poosay" - you are Normal.
>she was like 50
Words fail me.

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>>66003
>You're going to "parties" to "score" sub-prime "poosay" 
and what am i supposed to do? sit all day wait fur the perfect wife material to show up on my doorstep? women nowadays are more picky and at the same time whorish than ever befure, there's no such thing as "prime" anymore. all of them are more used up than your black neighbour's 2010 Honda Civic. so why not just throw yourself anyway? any pussy is welcome pussy

>you are Normal.
nyagga purrlease. i'm just as antisocial as the next furanon.

>>66009
fakecel

>>66009
perfect wife material doesn't show up to these kind of "parties" doe
its usually fur one night stands and nothing more

>>66010
i was one befure just going "fluff it" mode. 
yes, a vast majority of normies are insufferable ,have below room temperature IQ, no critical thinking, and it's incredibly tiresome to socialize with them etcetera... but what's the other choice anyway? (until TND (total normie death) is enacted)

>>66011
>perfect wife material doesn't show up to these kind of "parties" doe
i think that's pretty much common sense doe, not the point i'm trying to get accross

>>66013
do you have friends (probably not) or family?
maybe they can hook you up with a friend of theirs or something
its better than trying to score in these "parties"

>>66015
family is mostly just boomers who do nothing all day or some snca. i have two friends but they're chuds
>its better than trying to score in these "parties"
it worked once doe
the other few times i've got attention  were from two married women so i couldn't do anything at all. one of them gave me a raunchy,drunk neck kiss right befure her husband, who luckily didn't see it
besides i don't want anything fur the time being. i actually prefer being alone and jerk off my snca interests in my chudcave now

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>>66020
love is always stronger than lust

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>>66022
trvthnvke
i pray that one day heckin' science will give me a genetically engineered an anthro GF who i will love unconditionally instead of coming up with more biblically walkable goo goo slop or poisonous ouchie shots

>>66009
Incelism is more dignified. If you well-and-truly can't live without "dah poosay"[sic], buy an onahole. What a depressing state of affairs all around.
>>66020
>i actually prefer being alone and jerk off my snca interests in my chudcave now
Yes, don't hurt yourself trying to fit in [w/ nrmlfgs]

>>66025
>buy an onahole
I did not have this on my 2025 'foo bingo

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>>66025
>buy an onahole
nufurs would rather have sexo with plastic than finding a wife. sad!

>>66032
I thought it's like some type of silicone

>>66033
aren't they the same doe?

>>66034
Not really doe

>>66024
People are already monsters to their wives that have free will imagine what would happen if they had to love their abusive partner unconditionally.

>>66032
the plastic doesn't pooch

Auf alten Pferden lernt man reiten oder so was in der Art

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>>64867 (OP) 

>high-test males will look at a 40-year old anthro woman that had 10 divorces and 6 children already and be like:
>
>"Hell Yeah"
Hell yeah