/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

>>84902
I see what you did there.

Also if she's a werewolf (werewaifu? wifwolf?) she has a human right to Monster brand energy drinks.  As a monster she requires them to live.

>>84900 (OP) 
I'd be almost equally concerned that someone has been breaking into my house and leaving monster energy in my fridge

You deserve it fur drinking monster.

I stopped drinking these things a couple weeks ago after I had one befure I started my job and I felt like my heart was gonna blow up on the road

>>84948
nahhh bruh you have to drink monster since your a 30 year old unc ahh boomer and thats how the 4chan meme goes or something so you just have to keep on drinking monster... okay????

thank goodness. i wouldnt want it contaminating anything else

>>84953
I was downing em every day up until then. Idk why that one hit me so hard and tbh it was probably just a one off occurance but id rather not do that again. Guess its coffee fur me

>>84967
I will get serious fur just a moment. If your body is telling you that something is bad fur you, you should probably listen.

>>84971
Yeah, Im starting to realize I don't have young person invincibility anymore and I can't just do reckless shit to my body. Last month I bought a thing of zyns and the first and only one I had was like eating poison and needles. Every synapse in my brain told me it was poison (I guess it literally is) and I threw that shit in the garbage as soon as I got home

>>84972
Have you tried... uh... sleeping properly & exercising & eating right and all that shiiieeet?

>>84978
What are you, a NERD?

>>84972
>>84967
That's normal tho, nothing to do with age. Consider yourself lucky your body gave you the right signals, others are not so lucky.
>Guess its coffee fur me
I wish I could drink coffee, but it's either shitty taste of bitter mud (unless you use 12 spoons of sugar) or overpriced imported stuff which I'm not rich enough to affurd daily. I survive off dark chocolate and water

>>84900 (OP) 
I don't buy energy drinks, but I think I wouldn't care once we've settled whether we are going to fight to the death or fall in love with each other or what.

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>>84900 (OP) 
Prepare a new can and next time I hit her with one of these and domesticate her

>>85039
do you really think you can domesticate her?

>>85039
Do not do that.

>>85041
>>85045
you can domesticate everything if you try hard enough

https://youtube.com/shorts/WdwW9S7ehBU?si=1NmxYlkEi05C1Yb9

>>85055
yes humans are domesticated by the millions all the time

>>85041
>>85055
Taming is not the same as domesticating. Taming makes one animal tolerate humans. Domesticating makes an entire species.

>>84992
>dark chocolate and water
that's the way to go baby!!!!!!!!!

>>85118
Go where?

>>84900 (OP) 
I'd get mildly miffed about it, head out to buy some more, come back and only then have the belated realization that there's a real-life fluffing fur girl in my home. Then I hold her hostage until she agrees to be my wife.

>>85405
If so, you ought to work on your attentiveness.

>>84900 (OP) 
Execute her

>>85429
Thankfully, the U.S. Constitution is toilet paper and Castle Doctrine is de facto illegal, so you will never see the light of day after doing such a thing.

>>84900 (OP) 
The only reasonable answer is to buy 3 more cans and stuff them up her butt

>>85435
She'll respond with 4 cans back

>>85474
The next day, I will respond with 5 cans. 
Then we do this ad infinitum

https://youtu.be/_mcJAI6oRYY?si=nt700IHoZ5NNjxXO

>>85435
What would this accomplish furanon?

>boss buys me a 4 pack of red bulls as a Christmas gift
Fluff me, im gonna relapse :'() How do i get a waifur to steal them from the work fridge?

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>>85540
get dissociative identity disorder

>>85540
Mouthbreather will never catch on :()

>>85546
Snoot will never catch on :^3

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>>85549
Oh my God

>>85540
Has to be monster sorry

>>85946
Thankfully i found out giving some to my latina coworker and my yidd coworker worked. But they are NOT CUTE compared to a waifur taking them

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>>84900 (OP) 
You know I had to do it to em.

>>86020
You did not.

>>86020
>Rio punch
Is blue from Brazil 💀

>>86020
is the flavor good? Might try it out tbh

>>86020
Does "rape" + soft drink can mean you roofied the energy drink?  Diddy blud thinks we don't know.

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>>86138
The "punch" ones are my favorite. Rio, pacific, pipeline. Like the name suggests they have fruit flavor. My next favorites are monarch(peach), viking berry and ruby red fantasy(grapefruit, has bnnuys on the can).

>>86162
You only like them because they taste good to you.

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>>86165
As opposed to liking them because they taste bad to me?

>>87992
I don't like this or the sort of person this is fur very much.

or this*

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>>87992
I like this, this is made fur me.

>>87993
Why?

>>87998
The pose casts pombero-sexuality coded signals. Low-brow, downwardly-mobile internet monoculture detritus nothing people love making the Monster energy drink brand part of their [affected (no value judgement in-and-of-itself)] online identities.