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Looks fun

The rules are pretty simple, and the game itself is simple. The first to control 50% of land marks wins the game, what makes it interesting is the game is played in turns like civilization except everything happens at the same time. Everyone is equal in the game, so the way to win is through making allies and coordinating attacks which is why it's called Diplomacy. Reply in thread if you're interested to play and if you're able to play

I don't want to read all these rules, but sign me in

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>>5777 (OP) 
I was the anon that suggested it in the other thread, definitely count me in

>>5780
it takes 5 minutes bruh, and you can skim most of the text is just them adding context when a picture is enough

I keep getting rekt by bots

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>>5782
I... I'm sorry... but I don't want to do this...

>>5784
fatty

Is anyone down to try it tonight, or better tomorrow?

bump

>>5785
I'm down to try it tonight if we can get a lobby going

what about a game of war?

>>5788
what is that

>>5787
What would the logistics look like, I can start a lobby and give it hours to fill. But are we looking fur a quick game with short turns or something longer

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>>5790
Probably just put up a passworded lobby methinks and give it time to fill. I'm fur long turns so it doesn't interrupt anyone's schedule personally.

>>5791
I'll host a lobby after I'm home, in about ~30 minutes. I will set it open fur a day to give other anons time to join, most likely we will have a day per turn I think is a good start.

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>>5792
>a day per turn
WHAAAAOW JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE

>>5793
Meds you can't take a country in a day

I created a game at WebDiplomacy
https://webdiplomacy.net/beta/?gameID=1618067

The password is "anfoofurever" (literally it, I expected the word filter)
The name of the game room is "anthro.foo game night #1"

>>5795
Do I just open the page and wait?

I guess some things to keep in mind, this game is all about diplomacy and deceit. So, be mindful what you share ITT
>>5796
idk yet lol, we'll see. These games can either be really quick or really slow depending what you want, I just went the default options on the creation screen. The game has a day until it fills or it can start sooner if we get people in here

Oh shi, you can have different maps too. If enough people show interest we could play out on USA with 10 players instead of 7.

>>5795
i'm down

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You lazy niggers, use a throwaway email if you must and create an account to join. The game is not hard and will fun

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>>>5795
>i'm down
oomfie....

up
if you don't join, you will NEVER get a waifur

Last call to join, don't disappoint anfoo we can do more than just drawing

reposting it so people don't miss it:
I created a game at WebDiplomacy
https://webdiplomacy.net/beta/?gameID=1618067

The password is "anfoofurever" (literally it, I expected the word filter)
The name of the game room is "anthro.foo game night #1"

I doubt it will fill maybe just do 1v1 or something

>1 hour left until joining closes
Foobros, is it over?

>>5806
>9 uids
I think everyone just expected everyone else to join instead of themselves lol, which happens a lot. This not working out is fine we still have our magma fur group stuff

Are we starting?

>>5808
We only had 2/7 slots filled, no

Did no one realize you're supposed to just join and wait fur it to start lol

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>>5810
I don't think you could actually join from the link though which I'm sure fluffed at least one guy up. I searched fur the game instead and it always showed up as 2/7 meaning it was just me and the creator considered in the game. I'm gonna put a new lobby up methinks and see if anyone can join through the website after making an account. 

Lobby going up as I post this, name will be "anthro.foo game night #1.5", password the same fur simplicity.

>>5811
Yep, I was able to join this one. Just visit the new games tab at https://webdiplomacy.net/gamelistings.php?gamelistType=New and ctrl+f fur anthro.foo (it might be on 2nd page albeit) and then type the invite code to join. Remember you gotta join befure it starts, it starts as soon as all slots fill

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>>5804
maaarge
this link doesn't work
>>5812
this works

i cant into clicking this thing theres just the name and no butoons?!?!??? wtf???

>>5814
I regret to say, I find myself quite unable to discern meaning in your nyagger utterances.

>>5815
bix nood n shiiet mayne muhfuggen hony crackass raycis poochass

Just 3 more

>>5812
5/7 now, 2 more slots to fill

Need just 2 more aryans

So when're we starting?

>>5820
Not enough people joined so it got canceled, I think 5 players is most we can do. Can try again this weekend since more people have free time

5 anons is enough fur the weird warped WW2 map if we wanna play that and can get the same guys. Also a slightly more chuddy setting as a bonus

>>5822
do this

>>5822
Fact checked: false
The ancient mediterranean map is 5 players, WW2 is 7 if we can get 2 more anons confirmed

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>>5824
I still think it's worthwhile doebeit, I'm gonna set another game up and set the join timer to cover the weekend.

https://webdiplomacy.net/gamelistings.php?gamelistType=New

Game name: anthro.foo game night #1.6
PW: anfoofurever (yes "fur")

Need 2 more players, cmon don't be a pussy and join

Need just 2 more players to start: https://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=1622015#gamePanel

If the above link doesn't work then visit >>5825 and ctrl+f "anthro.foo" (it may be on page 2)

ain’t no way 5 players have been sitting a lobby fur days now

>>5828
Worse, we keep having to start new games because the last 2 didn't get enough players

hows the lobby rn

6 players rn
dont expect me to know what the fluff am doing btw

>>5831
the rules take a grand total of 5 minutes to skim, most of it just text explaining the pictures

>>5831
The rules are pretty straightfurward, the main component of the game is social ie gaslighting your enemies into thinking you won't attack them.

im going in blind tutorials are fur pussies

1 more aryan RaHoWarrior befure we can start

it started o algx

GLHF boys

germany anon needs to wake up!

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germany went AWOL

>>5838
>>5839
Give him some time lmao. It's 2:30 EST, he might just be working on the weekend or something. The whole point of this particular game is asynchronous turns.

>>5840
Total Nazi Sympathizer Death

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germany woke up
lets go

>>5842
I've never played this befure. Go easy on me ~UwU~

>>5843
>~UwU~
you're next, buddy

bumping for total jap death

>>5845
ok how do i quit

>>5846
you don't, play it until the end

so the objective's to just capture points? why did I get messages asking fur alliances, then? how does that work?? i don't get it.

>>5848
it's a social game, you can do whatever you want but in the end you just move units around. But, to capture a point perhaps you need to strike an alliance to support a push, but what if your "ally" plans to backstab you? That's the whole point of the game

>>5849
oh so it's like amongus

axis and allies won

>>5850
uhh... yeah sure game is like amogus. The whole point is the social aspect+WW2 larping

>>5852
[ drip intensifies ]

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bump

US ready up, turn got reset due to missing

>>5855
Chill buh

china anon check your mail

>>5858
let him die

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>>5856

NIPON LAND WILL BE WEEBIFIED

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Japan will be Amerecanized SVVN

>>5862
delusional

>>5862
Can someone make a timelapse of every move so far pretty please

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>>5862
So, how's that working out so far?

Wallahi communism in Europe shall be destroyed

Germany is gonna get kicked from the game in less than two hours if he doesn't do something

>>5868
That's bullshit. It's definitely been less than 24 hours since this turn started

>>5869
nyagga you got 40 minutes

>>5870
i was busy working out to become a giggle chat

>>5862
I know you are going to lose anyways but please take your turn so we can end this game eventually. This shit has gone on fur too long.

up

usa wake up

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>>5867
How do you make these btw? Just multiple screenshots in a gif editor?

>>5874
>Just multiple screenshots in a gif editor?
Yep

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someone wake up america befure he gets booted

>>5876
bro I just don't wanna play anymore :( the game is sooo long it's a chore at this point

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>>5877
i personally bookmarked the link and check it on mornings and evenings
yes its a chore but i want to take the game to completion at the very least
next game night should be something quicker

@everyone

Mr. America Man since you're the last to put in orders, you might as well refresh when you're done to move to the next turn and put your orders in fur that turn as well, should result in less waiting.

>>5880
>Mr. America Man
This sounds like the name of some kind of random pop song from 1963.

>>5881
Probably more like an antiwar song from 1968.

UK man wake up please

>>5883
You mean US?

US, Imma need your phone number so I can just call you up when your turn's come around.

this game was doomed from the start, i swear.
shits gonna last a year at this pace

>>5885
Are they being DDoS? It's loading really slow for me

>>5887
me too, i thought my wifi has gotten shitter lately

>>5887
>>5888
Yesh. It's slow.

>>5885
I think he just wants to wait it out so he gets kicked and doesn't have to play anymore

>>5890
So what happens then?

>>5890
bruh I just made my move

>>5892
Yeah it just took a day and a half is all

>>5893
That's aryan, fooeycuck.

>>5893
Not on purpose, I just forget ;w;

>>5895
Well forget again. It takes less time to kill you if you don't fight back

>>5896
>he doesn't know
I also remember when Japan got cocky but got slapped in the end, just you wait

>>5897
nyagga half the us in under my control

>>5898
false

>>5898
true

>>5898
massive liedrogen bomb

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>>5901
uh goo goo ga ga nyagga poop

>>5902
Never get your maps off Wish lil bro :skull:

>>5903
post yours then silly

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>>5904

>>5902
japan should stop raping china doe

>>5906
the only reason i havent killed china yet is because it isnt worth the effort and amerikkka needs to pay for being a jew that played both sides just to betray me

>>5907
he was just being a lil cheeky im sure he didn't mean any wrong but you, on the other hand, are yellow

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>>5908

>>5907
I never played both sides albeit, we had a clear agreement we do not cross the Pacific except the Soupth Pacific Ocean of which I have control. I never once broke our alliance and simply claimed an island

>>5910
An island I already controlled ok little nyagga

>>5911
erm... are you black?

>>5910

>>5862
lel

>>5913
holy fake news from CNN

>>5913
Furged documents, I will sue you.

>>5914
jesus christ i am tired of this stupid ass game

>>5916
Why so serious?

>>5917
the jokes would be funnier if we haven't been playing this game for a month at this point

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>>5918
It really has been a month, huh...

>>5918
Let's put a smile on that face.

bump this thread when I need to move pls ty

>>5921
Bro you got kicked

>>5922
no i'm still there

>>5923
Yeah cause you joined back

USUKI wake up

>>5925
thanks

>>5926
just give me your phone number at this point lil nyagga

>>5927
who are you

>>5928
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

>>5929
If I took off your tripcode, would you die?

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>>5929
>my name is Not Important

Mao Zedong we are waiting on you

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Three dead in one turn, we're reaching the end now

>>5933
I hate you nyagga 😭😭

>>5933
I hate you nyagga 😭😭

>>5934
>>5935
China was on life support the whole game, he was pretty much spectating already

But yeah this game is over, Germany won. Amerikkka is his pooch and UK is his unwitting pawn.

>>5937
Us ZOGsoldiers fight for our ZOG masters in Berlin

>>5937
We're in a wholesome consensual three-way relationship actually you heckin' bigot

>>5939
I hate you too nyagga 😠😠

>>5938
check your inbox m80

What if UK died irl that would make me really sad

>>5942
>What if UK died irl that would make me really sad
Isn't the UK dying right now doe?

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>>5943
You said you hated me earlier. Don't talk to me. Thank you.

>>5944
I still hate you nyagga 😭😭

>>5944
I love you nyagga 😊😊

It is done. gg.

I'm surprised I "won" without really understanding how the game worked up until the last few turns.

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>>5949
I realized too late that this was a game more about alliances and not so much a strategy game, but by the time I realized, this game was already dragging on into its second month, and it was becoming more of a chore than a game.
It's a fair ending I guess, even if I don't truly deserve the win.

We could do this again but make the wait times significantly shorter, maybe 5 minutes per turn fur example, so it can be a gamenight and not a game2months

>>5948
>It is done. gg.
someone post the whole thing in gif furm pls

>>5951
This, I actually enjoyed the game until it's been 2 months and I was just waiting fur it to end by the. I'd only play if we have 5min turns and it's a game night not a IRL campaign lol

I nearly backstabbed you earlyish on btw, UK, but I talked myself out of it. Empathy would probably get in the way if I tried to play this game "properly".
-Germany