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These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Get the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder you
Bitch niggas always jackin' Blood, but I know they fu
Whole squad full of fuckin' killers, I'm a killer too


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Be me
>Is Christian
>Likes art of cats from that one schizo-artist
>Has an autistic Obsession with Averi
>Regards Averi as "My Wifefur"
>Got bullied fur it
>Likes Averi a little too much
>Wished Averi was real
>Tries and stop the Averi obsession
>Relapse and starts goofing to her on the cord with my discord xisters and frens
>Goofed 7 times to her fluffy flat chest and cheeks
>Got recognized and got asked why I stopped posting on here
>I explained and he said that they were goofers in denial (true)
>I then went on and told them about all the sex positions I would try with Averi and how many kids I will have with her and how we will all live in a cabin in the woods like a true tradcath white aryan male
>Got told I could make Averi real and that I had to goof to her and bust the biggest load fur the highest chance of her appearing
>I wasted the remainder of the day playing minecraft with that sexy fox girl resource pack with the included sex mod integrated into it
>The clock nears 3:00AM so I started cranking my shaft to Averi
>Close call maintaining the goofsesh almost busted at 2:59AM
>It was all over the screen
>I cleaned it all
>The Averi images that I goofed to all looked disappointed in me
>I got creeped out
>The guy who recommended me to goof to Averi asked if I enjoyed it
>Post nut clarity set in
>Decided to go to sleep
>The computer and the fans randomly turned on
>The computer was bugged
>I logged in and my wall paper looked like Sonic.exe but Averi
>I opened my Averi Folder including the Gooffolder and all the images were corrupted
>I deleted it all
>I went to tell my discord xisters about what just happened but I was logged out and I couldn't log in
>Checked my emails apparently discord support told me that my password got changed
>I closed the window and the wallpaper changed again to something horrifying, averi with a nevergoof shirt.
>I got mad and I wondered why and how my computer got hacked
>99% It was probably Soygoy
>I tried talking to him on steam but my friends and the group was gone
>I couldn't believe Soygoy would go this far to hurt hmofarayans like me 
>I came on here to make this thread
>It got deleted
>I got permabanned with the message "I'm here too"
>I was confused but then I notice someone impersonating me here stating how they're going to kill themselves to join Averi in the afterlife, they even had the same ID.
>I doubted that Soygoy could be behind this, it's another level of obsession too much fur a moralfag like him.
>I got a message on steam from a person with a Averi pfp 
>I got sent an image of the creepy averi exe thing but she was infront of MY house
>I coped about how it was AI generated
>she's real I saw her on the cameras, she clawed out the fusebox
>luckily we have an emergency generator
>I made sure if the doors were locked
>my phone is bugged
>I ran back into my room
>I'm currently deciding to hide under the bed
What do I do?
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>>1720 (OP) 
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO foxxo love
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>>1720 (OP) 
obsessed
the west...
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dont know why my name wont show up
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>>1758
1984 dystopia...
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>>1758
>>1765
It's a cute clip but the audio is terrible.  Maybe it's just me because I am in my home theater on a HTPC with a Dolby Atmos speaker setup.
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>>1782
its ai slop
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>>1782
>home theater
nigga pay up
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>>1783
I know, but the audio is still terrible.
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>>1784
Pay what?
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>>1786
you're too irresponsible with your money 

your ass does not need a whole ass home theater to listen to anything
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>>1789
Jealous pooranon
>>1789
I don't like headphones because I live rural and alone on a ranch on many acres of land and I'd lose situational awareness.  :(  

I do have a older pair of Sennheiser headphones though.
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>>1791
>rural and alone on a ranch on many acres of land 
anon has gotten out of the grid to play averi asmr sloppa at max volume
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>>1792
Nah.  Lol. I just like owning alot of land.  I have fox friends that I walk the fenceline with sometimes.  Liru is my girl though.
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This is my only fox friend that will roll around and play with me.  I shoot woodchucks and sometimes deer for him and his family.  He hasn't been around lately but I have seen his offspring.
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>>1793
>>1794
are you a farmer o algo?
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>>1795
algo?  Dunno what that is.  I use to raise beef cattle but now I only hay.  Sometimes plant.  Hard to travel the world and do stuff with cattle.
You mean ag?
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>>1793
>>1794
I suppose this is what the American dream looks like, godspeed brother
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>>1797
>o algo
it means 'or something' nufur

i kinda envy your peaceful lifestyle
but its a bit lonely there tbh
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>>1798
I do ok.  I no longer have to work/am early retired so... thanks.  Godspeed and good luck to you too.
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>>1800
>early retirement
i bet you had a tech job before the farming life
>>1799
>fur

I dunno.  I mean I went to anthrocon once in Philly like 16 years ago but I am not really furry.  I just love Liru and some other animal girl characters.  I also don't really get alot of young speak.  

>lonely
That's why I travel.
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>>1802
>i just love liru and some other animal girl characters
have you heard of this girl before?
>i also don't really get alot of young speak
>like 16 years ago
oh my oldfur
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>>1800
No, I was raised on a farm like this.  Family had a fence company, betrayed by family (sister) was in the military for four years though.  Attended alot of AG related conventions.
>>1802
That's so cool anon
>young speak
Most of it here is nonsense ironic, nobody here is a furry
>>1803
Seems familiar.  I haven't seen beastars yet.  

I thought they called them greymuzzles or something.  Nah, I was young when I went to anthrocon once before they moved to Pittsburg.  Just went for the art and to drink and screw around.
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Oh wait that's not the rabbit
>>1806
>beastars
nope

She's from the anime, Sherlock Hound.

The whole series is on the 'tube for free.

You should check it out.
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Tonight's a drinking night.  Awoo!~  

Getting dark.
All of that aside, all of that stuff you have done in the past sounds really cool.
i've got like 80k
i really need to just move somewhere with no/low property tax and live off of interest
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>>1809
Oh, thanks.  Will look for a torrent on nyaa.  I got a pretty big library that transmits to my home theater PC.  I always wait till blu-ray releases for the best quality and uncensored etc.  Kind of a holdover from when TVcaps and fan subs from Japan were common and shit RealPlayer quality.  I still have some tapes.  

Having a archive and not streaming stuff is what I usually do.  Never know when that stuff will be gone. :)
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>>1813
wow you really do have everything

good call to archive everything in current year
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>>1812
>live off interest

Yeah.  That's what I do.  I gave my money to a money manager and said do whatever you got to do to hit 10-12% return a year and keep the principal safe.  It brings me in more than I need but it works.  I don't know enough to mess with stocks but I do buy alot of precious metals. 

I get a few thousand for hay and helps pay down expensive property taxes.  I don't spend much money and am still thrifty even when traveling.
>>1814
Hate censorship or watching stuff in substandard quality.  Another hangover from being a AV/GAMER enthusiast in the 90s.
Sorry for rambling off topic.  Come visit the Liru thread if you want in the future.  Nite! :)
>>1786
Pay Updog. You heard the man.
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>>1819
Aaahh you got me!
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>>1782
nooo i don't like this because it ruins my head canon of what Averi sounds like
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>>1822
Ayyynon.
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>>1823
She has a Latinx accent, that sounds more like British to me
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>>1824
>Latina 

I didn't get anything of that from that.
Wait, you think Averi sounds like a Latina just because the artist is?  No bueno dude.
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>>1827
Here she just sounds like an anime loli
Cute, audio still an issue.  I guess I just imagine all kemono girls as having North East American proper English accents.
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But in reality the red foxes that live near me make more of an anticipatory laugh noise when they are happy.
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They do learn to love and accept you over time and will often treat you like them if you give them meat.
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>>1831
wholesomedesu

do you have any other wild encounters besides foxes
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>>1832
You know you are blessed when the fox family can sleep on top the hen house without bothering them.   

Coyotes, every now and then black bears.  Too many deer.  Snakes and otters here and there.
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There was a stray cat I was feeding that was pretty rough for like a year.  Couldn't get near it.  Eventually I found it dead in one of my nearby fields because of the buzzards.  Sad.  Thought about trapping it and well... not anymore.
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>>1834
Well, I don't know if it was a buzzard.  Might have been a coyote but it was so skittish when buzzards came around and I saw one dive on it once.
>>1834
>spoilered

Sorry mod/admin.
>>1833
Cute
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