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These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Get the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder you
Bitch niggas always jackin' Blood, but I know they fu
Whole squad full of fuckin' killers, I'm a killer too


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>go to artist's profile
>"please don't draw NSFW of my OCs" in bio
>their media tab consists entirely of drawings depicting their OCs in bikinis, aprons and other coomer meme clothing
What is their problem? How do we cure this?
Cure what? There is no problem here other than the farce of intellectual property.

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>The opening of the Epstein File Ark of the Covenant blinds nobody in a world scorched by the merciless sun of a post-truth internet. The statistical possibility of a foreign government cooperating with federal agencies to help find toddlers for billionaires to facefuck doesn't matter as much to the average shitposter as the potential reality of the fall guy having dropped multiple hard-Rs in a COD Black Ops II lobby. 

>Truthfully, human beings aren't wired to give a shit about what's happening outside of a 25 mile radius of their existence. The idea of something happening somewhere bothers us because when an event is depicted verbally or through media, it creates a bubble reality inside of our minds where we're forced to comprehend truths about the world which we are too small to fully comprehend. If you are brave enough to accept an uncomfortable truth, yet powerless to do anything to stop it, then you risk succumbing to the trauma of powerlessness. 

>The psychological band-aid to this trauma manifests through symbolic acts. Somewhere across this nation, there are thousands of men in sunglasses wearing t-shirts that say Kill Your Local Pedophile who ideate in violent retributional fantasies while never being willing to overthrow the federal government or even simply stop paying money to streaming services so they and their family can watch movies and TV shows made by pedophiles. 

>Somewhere across this nation, a waitress, a gas station clerk, a car mechanic, and an office worker will all scoff and make a derisive comment about pedophile bankers running the world while each of them would shamefully stay quiet about witnessing a rape if a mere five figure sum were presented to them.

>Somewhere in America's heartland, a staunch principled couple will lambast the pedo degenerates in office and proclaim that our nation must be cleansed in blood, yet as soon as they hear of their niece getting molested by an older sibling, the victim will be shunned for attempting to destroy the family by piercing a bubble of denial.

>The root cause of Nothing Ever Happens comes from this mechanism of verbal condemnation. All that needs to be done is simply hear and repeat the mantra: "Pedophile bankers run the world" 

>Say it over and over again while doing absolutely nothing about it until it becomes a fact of life. It doesn't even matter if it's happening, what matters is that you said "fuck you" and killed a guy in your imagination and now you can carry on. As long as it doesn't affect your life. As long as it doesn't happen to you or your family.

>What's exceptionally intriguing and worrying is the possibility that the peasant class' hypocrisy being unveiled may simply result in a mass distillation of taboo towards accepted discomforting transgression. The concept of a pedophile in power once held a damning suicide-inducing connotation, a crime so reviled that its unveiling could be used to threaten and control a figurehead forever. It's quite possible that within your lifetime a sitting US senator will parade around a harem of his teenage catamites, one for each day of the week, and your normie coworker peers will do nothing more than smirk and shrug like an Ancient Roman plebeian. 
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>>4229
I liked it.
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>>4230
Well then you're probably stuuupid or haven't been exposed to the far better works that this guy is downstream of. Block Milady avis on sight and read Houellebecq instead, hell, even menaq's old short stories are better.
Is this the new copypasta, then?  7/10, needs more ((( parentheses ))).
Words Words Words
Chat Jeet-PT can't bait
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>>4241
>Chat Jeet-PT
Okay, that's funny.

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>start using anti-telemetry firefox fork waterfox
>suddenly sharty won't connect
Thats not suspicious
Nvm schizo false alarm
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I can't hear any of you over the sound of Fenneko's cuteness.
Quooty Quoot would do this

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>six seeeeeven
>mustaaaaaaaaaaaard
I'll be having none of that.
Dead and unfunny
Alive and hilarious

Isn’t softpore corn allowed in this website?
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>>4225
What even are your views on 'porn', anyway?
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>>4234
We're discussing corn here, weirdo.
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I don't see why it wouldn't be.

One of my favorite things about living here is getting fresh corn during the warm weather months, and I'm pretty psyched about getting some fresh corn soon.

I've found that, even from the same producer, there can be a good bit of variation in the pore firmness of corn. I tend to prepare hardpore corn because I like to grill my corn and the firmness helps with mailliard reaction and thus, has better carmelization.

I know many people used to getting their corn at a store tend to find softpore corn more approachable, in terms of its flavor profile. While corn tastes do vary, I've found that hardpore corn is much more satisfying. It's hard to get much enjoyment out of softpore corn once you get used to hardpore corn.

This only refers to what we Americans think of as corn. "Corn" is used to describe any number of grains in Europe. For instance, many Americans find German corn unpalatable.

So which do you prefer: hardpore corn or softpore corn? If you're unfamiliar with the concept of porousness in corn, you might want to do some web research. The OSU extension is a good resource, but there are plenty of good, comprehensive corn sites out there.
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>>4236
Insightful.
An equally important question is, which of the board's waifus is the one who gets bullied by all the others because she's just so submissive and breedable?  At /hmofa/ it's universally accepted that it's Morgan.  Steven Universe fans are unanimous that it's Pearl.  Anime fans are sure to name Centorea Shianus and Marcille Donato.  But which of OUR waifus is the submissive and breedable one, guise?

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EFUCK
delete my reppey nigger
ITS EFUCK
i cant believe i posted this 2 weeks ago

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Just workout bro
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>>3326
Even japs can do it
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>>4034
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>>3776
True
Thread needs more clapping

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Imbecilic.
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>>4187
Maybe, but you're still reading it.
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>>4188
So? What's your fucking point? I would rather NOT read stupid worthless junk, but it ends up on my screen despite my wishes.
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>>4190
Quality is not guaranteed.
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bumo

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'osting 'orn on da 'foo
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>>4197
This might be the Coolest Nigger I've seen yet.
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>>4197
hes probably upset that its not chicken and watermelon!! XD
LOL
>>4197
Haha the zany black man salubriously rubs his palms together, expecting a treat, but his expectations are subverted and his expression quickly fades into disappointment! A true guffaw of a meme, well done good sir!

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which one of you is this?
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That's me. I'm Purrgem btw if it matters.
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>>4185
>btw if it matters
moar liek BBW, amirite?
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>>4189
Nnnno.
>>4182 (OP) 
ok but if she lost the weight...
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>>4192
I'm sure there a lost and found at whatever establishment she happens to be at in that there picture.

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