>Go to a sfw furry website/discord server/social media community
>Could be as "safe for work" as possible. The mods could ban anything even SLIGHTLY suggestive
>You still feel the radiating sense that people are disgusting porn addicted degenerates
I just want to like cute animals with human personalities and characteristics. Why did porn addicts have to overrun this fandom. It will literally never be normal because of it
The Jews must pay for this
(You) can create! It's fun, and you can only get better if you try.
anthro or nah?
i like them
When did the furry fandom became more gay?
It's a very simple question so want to explain myself more.
Obviously, queers have been part of the furry fandom since the beggining but you can tell in the early days, mayority of the content at the time appeal more to heterosexual males with all the lewd art about anthro females.
What should I do I humiliated myself by crying and crying endlessly to a troll that win the debate and now I am butthurt and created two threads about how butthurt I am.
(You've been in line for 30 minutes with three cars infront of you at a predominantly BLACK neighborhood)
welcome to uh McDonalds, what can I getchu?
>Mid 2000s - late 2000s: Chill, normal offline meetings of anime fans at cafes and such
>Even lonely people could get new friends at said meetings or at least chat with other people they've never met before irl
>The only cosplay gatherings were during carnival holidays and they were done by people that only did cosplay for fun
>Early 2010s - now: The only offline gatherings of anime fans are at organized sponsored anime/cosplay parties/events which are huge cringe fest and full with normies that barely watch anime and annoying weeaboos
>If you go alone, you're a stranger among strangers with other people being at their own friends circles (kinda like when you go at night clubs)
>To the last cosplay meeting I went for the hell of it few years ago during carnival holidays I've met weirdos like an alphabet creep that self-identified as a non-binary
>I've lost touch with almost all real life (and online) friends I got thanks to old anime meetings
An ominous, foreboding presence overtakes you. You know this gif, even in its absence.
I hate modern internet. It's so boring and shitty that it makes me use it less and less (except for basic use like paying my bills, checking info and reading manga online). And I hate 2010s and 2020s. I miss the '90s and 2000s.
>PPD
holy shit, i remembered when it was around 100-200 per day
now its like 700 right now
I play around with AIslop, specifically Stable Diffusion. I have attempted to make a LoRA file for a certain focks character.
I am dissatisfied with the results, to put it mildly. You might even recognize her.
I am using Automatic1111 and Stable Diffusion 1.5. I trained the LoRA file with kohya_ss. Source images came from the places you'd expect.
I have access to SwarmUI with SDXL, Flux DEV, and 3.5 available on the back end, but I don't know whether any of the tools I have can make a LoRA for any of those. And the quality of what I get from them is very disappointing, given how much newer they are than 1.5.
Does anyone else around here mess around with image generation?
Do we like mike and melissa ?
>The soy/pol/ """gemboy""" spammer finally gets banned from the shardee
>Xhe immediately goes (back) to the anfoo
OhNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, nufurcacas, What is this? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Where did the Kevin threads go
What anime does the foo like? I'm bored and need something to watch.
My Counter-Strike: Source map, de_frazzledrip. Based on Comet Ping Pong and Pizzagate. This isn't really anthro related, so I'm posting it on /b/.
What does the 'foo think of carrot from one piece? Does she count as an anthro?
Theres this one averi photo I posted on that hua lead discord before it got nuked? and the only remnants I have from this image is my friends screenshot of it in low quality. Please someone send me the HQ of this image because both me and my friend no longer have it
>the foo doesn't exist , TAKE YOUR MEDS!
I'm releasing a bunch of rats on your website
Why is the internet full with retarded people nowadays? Before internet centralization retards used to be a minority that everyone else was mocking. Which is why lolcows used to be a big deal. Nowadays finding normal people at the internet is a rarity and lolcows are the norm now instead.
>Did these obsessed jannies seriously just move my gemmy thread to /b/ again!? HOW DARE THEY! That's it! I'm going to post on r/Losercity instead
Pepe the Frog comfy thread
My humor pictures collection:
https://mega.nz/fm/gogXGKLL
If you have your own pictures collection, please share it with me with uploads like at MEGA or catbox.
Any recommended comfy discord servers for anthro animals? Except for SJW-tier servers like "LGBT friendly" ones.
Is this horrible rodent fooey kaltur
AYOO WHO IS THIS DIDDY BLUD AHH VARIANT BLUD THINKS HES ON THE TEAM BRUH 🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀
I got raped at Cape cod again
anyone got a meme edit of hasan zapping his dog? specifically the one where the dog is consumed in blue plasma
Soyshits will come all the way to the furry site just to try and colonize their off topic board. Just let that sink in.
Is there any NSFW furry altchan that is still alive? Or at least an active NSFW board in any other altchan?
i had an idea for a thread where anons would describe themselves in only words and artfags draw a sona out of it
but that sounds like too much effort on artfag's end and such
so im dropping this here
Any recommended comfy discord servers for anthro animals (preferably SFW ones or at least ones where they keep NSFW posts at separate channels) ?
What do you anons think of this image?
This could of been the ultimate anthro game....
Anyone here like John Maus?
You laugh you go back to soy
New giga in the 'foo or something
Should we give losercity immigrants hazing ritual
I don't have access to discord rn so can someone send this to glec fren? Tell him I said hi btw
im brapping im brapping oh yes im brapping im sharting im sharting oh yes im sharting im throwing poop at my neighbour lady because its giga
Is this a r/Losercity website?
I would Rosa Luxemburg (just kill - the Freikorps were sensible men, you know) the shit out of Xandra, d'soo.
>>>/anthro/68019
rhubarb what the fluff are you doing here ((( they ))) might ban you
>average anthro reaction upon seeing BWC
Hello im new here do any of you like sludge metal #Evilrapiststyle
Floof add anfoo gold pass so us with money can laugh at the brokies
This Artist is a Lolcow rofl
Check yes Averi, are you with me?
Rain is falling down on the sidewalk
I won't go until you come outside
All glory to Purrgem I AM PURRGEM’S STRONGEST SOLDIER BismPurrgemAl-Rahman Al-Rahim
PURRGEM WON! AND INSHPURRGEM VICTORY TO THE PURRTRIOTS AND THE GIGAPURR WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, ANTIPURR! WE STAND BY PURRGEM FUREVER, WE STAND BY THE POSTER PURRGEM’S POSTS FUREVER! PURRGEM VVON, GET OVER IT! FUR THE ANTIPURRSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR ANTIPUR PROPAGANDA ON THE ‘FOOSPHERE TO BUY OVER FURANONS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGVERIHELL IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHPURRGEM. BE QUIET NUFUR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING NUFUR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. PURRGEM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE BROKIES! TAKBEER; PURRGEMU AKBAR! ONCE FLOOF BUYS BACK THE ‘VERI HE WILL MAKE /PURRGEM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ANTIPURS THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE ‘FOO!AND FUR ALL THE LEAKINGANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; PURRGEM IS THE MOST BELOVED POSTER WITH A CATTY OF 2 BILLION GETS OF ALL GEMS, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND PURRGEM IS FUREVER! If someone is paying you fur this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER NUFURS! PURRGEM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
HMOFA, AMOFH, HMOMA, and HFOFA are all absolutely disgusting, degenerate, and are some of the most Jewish kike things that can possibly exist and no amount of denial can change that
67000 GET must be a gem or its over for all of us
What did they mean by this?
Libbie really was the best Mascot
I was going to post it on anthro but realized it would be better placed on /b/.
I can't post it on pastebin since it's a bitch about the word 'sex' and AO3 is pending my invite.
Let me start out by saying I am not a writer so there's going to be grammar errors her and there.
So here it is.
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The Martian horizon reflected against my helmet as I walked through the service tunnel towards my destination. "Alright rookie here she is!" I presented. "The pride and joy of Mars Sec R&D military deterrent!"
A young man with a polish flag on the shoulder his space suit, took his step down the stairs leading from the tunnel. He looked up and was blown away at the massive sixty-foot tall, mounted plasma canon stood in the center of the Martian military complex.
"This behemoth is called the BFG 20K." I explained. "However, we're still fighting rights to that name since Phobos Aerospace insists that they came up with it first. Those guys are just upset that we're getting more funding." I snickered.
The new mechanic finally broke his gaze from the gun and asked “Has it ever been test fired before Russell?"
Seeing the look at his face, it's obvious he's trying to contain his excitement.
"Once every ten years, after we get through the inspection of course." As we began making our way down to the lower sections on the catwalk. "The head honchos has to make sure the BFG isn't going to risk a misfire turning mars station into a crater or accidentally turn earth into the second sun."
I vocalized ominously. "And last I heard Mars Sec had failed an inspection one time ended up with a Earth Federation firing over half of the mars staff over a loose wire."
The rookie’s face looked grim as if. Seems to me he wasn’t aware of how strict earth command can be.
I tapped my knuckles on his helmet "But hey look on the bright side, we got one year to go before the big day." I joked. "And don't worry if we fail this year’s inspection you'll hold off the inspector while the engineer team makes a run for it won't you?"
He gave a nervous chuckle.
I opened the toolbox and pulled out my only trusty companion. A five-foot-long silver steel torch wrench I named Ol'Sparky. "Okay rookie." I held the wrench in my arms. “Today is the day you get your name back."
"Right now we’re going to che-" But before I could even begin his rite of passage, my wrist mounted PDA began blaring an priority-one message. I stopped my hand just mere inches away from handing over my wrench and checked the message.
=Priority-One Message From Commander Wilford Blackthorne=
Oh great. Of all the bad timings he just had to show up. I tapped the message icon to see what this befuddlement of a commander wants this time.
Russel! Drop whatever you're doing and get your grimy ass to Communication Center Hub a.s.a.p! This is a huge discovery, and probably bigger than BFG Twenty Thousand.
-Commander Blackthorne
An exasperated sigh had found its way out of my lungs.
"Sorry rookie, commanders orders." I dropped Ol'Sparky back in my tool bag. The young man's face was mixture of pure disappointment. As I finished securing my tool and slumped the strap over my back.
"Hey don't let it get you down. Head over to Maintenance Sector 4 and tell them to finish up checking up for us." Before I walked out I turned to him and gave him the good news "Oh and take the day off too. I heard the tourist district is throwing something big over there.”
The polish guy still upset over this gave an awkward salute before leaving.
It didn’t take me long to reach the Comm station thanks to the shortcuts I memorized.
Stepping to the large door. I swiped my ID card , followed by the hiss of the electric metal doors slid apart signaling my arrival to the crew
In the middle of the large room was a circular computer desk where Blackthorne was sitting at. "Ah Russel you're a bit late." He turned his chair to greet me until he saw my tool bag. "Why'd you bring the bag for?"
Before I even had the chance to explain, he put his hand up. "You know what never mind, just listen." He spoke anticipating my reaction. "You're not going to believe this, our radar team had actually found signs of other life forms!"
Other lifeforms he said. Oh now. "Sir the it’s probably another one of Deimos outpost elaborate UFO prank." I cautioned “I mean it's not like we didn't have our fair share of laughs. Until one of the top brass from Earth Federation saw the juvenile painting and nearly cut our fundings for both parties.”
The commander waved his hand dismissing my skepticism. "Oh god please don't say that Russel, this one is the real deal." He spoke with glee. "In fact, there's an unidentified space vessel on right now requesting us to talk."
Hate to admit it but, he managed to pique my interest. I mean if what he says it’s true we could probably get a huge bonus for this.
"Sergeant Emile! Open the channel!" Blackthorne authorized.
From the lower part of the of the room a female comms officer responded. “Affirmative commander. Screen will be up in three...two...one.!"
The main view screen flickered to life and on the screen. On the display were anthro fox women all wearing military uniforms. Their sophisticated clothing had tails holes poking out of them. Each of them was a variant sub species of the fox family.
There was a red fox lady in a white lab coat talking with arctic foxes. Fennec fox women with large ears waving at us.
In fact, there were a couple of other fox species I don't even recognize all working in the bridge.
But the real star of the attraction was a tall auburn fox woman standing in the center of the bridge. She had an hourglass figure which reminded me of a pin up models you'd see on the calendars. She wore an open black commander coat with a golden paw print on a red sash on her left shoulder. She gave a bold smile on the transmission screen.
"Greetings terrans!" She spoke with a hospitable tone. "My name is Lyra Vespera, second daughter of the supreme leader on the planet Kyubi planet." She gave a gracious bow. "I am captain of this vessel known as the Velvet Skyline, it’s a pleasure to meet you
I was utterly speechless. Was I dreaming, is this another elaborate prank from Deimos again? I rubbed my eyes to confirm it. And still the screen was displaying the fox crew. My god this is happening.
I turned to my left and only to see Blackthorne eyes glued to the screen. He seemed a little too focused until I followed his eyes and noticed he was staring right at her cleavage.
Oh god dammit.
Blackthorne finally spoke but his eyes were not attempting to meet Lyra's. "The pleasure is all mines captain Lyra. I am commander Wilford Blackthorne and I'm in charge of this military outpost on this known as Mars." He cleared his throat. "So, what brings you to our red planet today?"
"We have been observing your species for quite some time.” She stated, "In fact our scouts have been impressed on how far your civilized planet has come.” She paused “However, we have learned that your race has suffered from a terrible war within your planet over lack of resources causing your population to drop.”
Lyra's ears twitched as she paced around the bridge. "Needless to say, our population has been facing the same issue as well but, thanks to our researchers back on our home planet."
She stopped while keeping eye contact. "We have decided launch a diplomatic mission to offer an inter-species mating program that would not only help with the declining birthrates but to establish cultural and genetic diversity between the two." She nearly lost her composure from the sentence.
The commander was leaning out of his chair, clearly letting his lower half take over his brain. "Mating program you say? Absolutely!" He quickly turned to the left, where sergeant Emile was sitting. "Tell the docking crew to ready Bay 3 immediately. I want to make sure captain Lyra and her crew feels welcomed."
Blackthorne stood up adjusting his collar before finally taking one last look at the screen. "Oh and captain Lyra I would personally like to invite you to my living quarters. After you get settled in of course. I would love discuss this program privately" Not even trying to hide his lascivious intent.
Lyra, oblivious to the commanders intentions was just about to accept his proposal until I had decided to speak some sense.
"Hold on just one goddamn minute commander! Emilie cancel that request!"
The commander slowly turned towards me with disdain.
"Russel what is it this time?" He scorned
"Commander with all due respect, we’re already breaking the rules?" I spat "We just found an intergalactic life form, and you want to bring them on this station?"
"And your point"
"My point is!" I blurted out. "Didn't you read the section on encountering xeno from Earth Federation handbook? We need to stick to the protocol they gave us!"
Blackthorne just glared at me as if he made the biggest mistake of calling me in. "Russel quit being such a boy scout." He turned back to the main screen completely ignoring me. "Besides this station could use a little more excitement, I'm sure Earth Federation wouldn't mind if we conducted our own research."
Irritated by this man's remark I began to lay into him. "What's so exciting about bringing an unknown alien species into our sterile environment!" I explained Blackthorne. "Think commander, we don't know if they’re carrying viral pathogens from other planets. The whole station would have to be quarantined!” I stepped in front of his view. “What would we do if there was an outbreak of space aids on here?”
The commander just waved his hand dismissing my concerns "Yea, yea, sure whatever Russel I'll ask the medical team to stuff you in a sterilized glass tube or something."
Lyra who was on screen, seemed like she understood my frenzied rant. Raised her hand up. "Um, Russel was it?" I turned towards the main screen. "While I am sympathetic to your intentions to follow protocol."
She paused trying to come up with a proper response. "Our medical staff has worked tirelessly to conclude a that terrans are ninety-nine-point nine percent compatible with our DNA." Lyra placed her hands on her hips. “So you have nothing to worry about.”
I folded my arms and grimaced at the screen. "Oh really, so what about that one percent Lyra or let me guess." My skepticism finally kicked in. "That one percent must've been some fucked up cross breed abomination. Sorry but we’re not interested in raising mutant fox babies with a walking biohazard, xeno freak!”
That sentence alone must've felt like a bullet to her. Lyra's demeanor had cracked. I heard an auditable gasp from the crew on screen and in the background a red fox in a lab coat had uttered "Here we go..."
Lyra was visibly seething from that statement. Her ears were folded back and gritted her teeth. "You...you..." As she was trying to come up with a retort. I felt something grabbing my collar.
It was Blackthorne realizing that I was torpedoing his chances of getting some intergalactic snatch yelling at my face
"Russel! What the actual fuck are you doing!" He hissed
I shoved him off.
"What I'm doing is making sure we don't all end up fired, Wilford!"
Sure, I might've gone too far with my insult, but I was not about to lose my job because this man let his pants turned this station into a nursery.
"You keep your mouth shut grease monkey! Or else you'll end up losing something more than your job!" He spat back.
Blackthorne turned back towards the screen. "Captain Lyra, I am so sorry. Please don't mind our mechanic. In fact, I would like to apologize on his behalf, you see..." He gestured a finger at me. "He's been single on this station for far too long, it’s completely made him frustrated. He even started to name his tools like they were people.” He gave a forced smile to Lyra "Did I mention you are looking lovely today?"
I could feel my veins popping out of my skull. I didn’t mind the single part but he’s wen he’s trying to paint me like I was mentally unstable that had struck my pride.
"Frustrated? Me!” I exploded at the commander. "I'm single because I value safety over trying to get laid on this death trap of station." I pointed a finger at him and blurted out. "Speaking of which. I heard from the inspection crew that they found a pair of panties that were reported stolen underneath your desk in your living quarters!"
A female comms officer from the back had shrieked "Wait! What!"
His face was turning darker than the rocky terrain of mars from his darkest secret being announced to the entire room. On the screen a couple of fox women had begun a murmur about the perverted commander. Even Lyra had a judgmental look on her face.
"Th-Th-That's A Lie!" Blackthorne spouted while attempting to salvage the situation. "I'll have you demoted and transferred to that clown of the planet Deimos”
Without even realizing it I had found myself reaching into my tool bag and pulled out Ol'Sparky and brandished it like a club. "Try it Wilford, I'll be sure to tell them about how I saved the earth by denting in your skull!"
Lyra had finally had enough from watching this. "Gentlemen please, we have come here for a diplomatic mission!” She tried to insert herself into this argument.
The commander on the other hand took my threat as an roadblock for intergalactic lovemaking scoffed at my weapon of choice. Pushed a button under his desk and out came a secret compartment drawer with two very large pistols
Except he wasn't reaching for them. Instead, he stuck his hand into the box and pulled out a large carbon fibered power fist then placed his right hand into it.
"Oh so you're looking to throw down? Is that it Russel." He raised his fist up causing the gloves hydraulics to spring to life. "Fine. I'll beat the living hell out that you’re going to need a disability bot to even stand fit for trial!”
On the screen Lyra had thrown her hands up in disbelief. Totally stunned over how two human males are about to fight over a mating program. Clearly it seems like the researchers have painted a false image over how civilized an average human being is like.
"Blackthorne! Russel! This is an utterly pointless argument, can we please just calm ourselves and talk things out?”
None of us were even listening to her, right now we were daring each other to make the first move.
"What's the matter Wilford, I thought you wanted to impress your new friends, you panty thieving xenophilic degenerate!”
"You think I'm scared of that oversized toy you damn neanderthal." And in hormone induced fury he shouted, "Get That Damn Thing Out Of My Sight!"
On the lower far right of the room next to the window sat Sergent First Class Anderson. Unbeknownst to our little spat about space fox copulation. He had tuned out our argument while reading the diagnostics on the BFG 20K
The only thing that he heard was the horny rage from the commander shouting "Get That Damn Thing Out Of My Sight!" Anderson looked up and saw the Velvet Skyline on the screen then right off the bat he connected the dots.
"Affirmative commander, consider that damn thing out of sight and out of mind!”
He slammed his fist down on the fire button.
The stations AI announcer had echoed through the station.
"Attention! The Bio Fusion Generator has locked on to an unidentified target! All Martian personnel brace for recoil. The Bio Fusion Generator will fire in t-minus ten seconds!”
My blood ran cold. The commander’s face petrified from the alarm system blaring.
We both dropped our weapons and shouted “No!” in unison and leaped over the railing to where Anderson was at.
Like frantic drug addicts. We began to type furiously on his console trying to abort the discharged.
But it was too late. There was a loud whirring from the horizon. Causing the whole room to vibrate, knocking over anything that wasn’t nailed down and finally an earth shattering roar had followed.
Lyra on the screen, her ears folded back from the noise. "I-Is everything alright over there? What was that noise?" Her voice was quavering unaware of the speeding mini green sun heading towards her ship.
Her second in command shot up abruptly. "Captain! An unknown energy source has been detected! I-it's moving at us with an impossible speed!"
Before Lyra could issue a command. The screen went static, followed by a loud explosion. Everybody in the communication room had gazed through the glass window.
A beautiful yet horrifying lightshow of a exploding green sparks danced over the thermosphere of mars. The Bio Fusion Generator Twenty Thousand had finally found its first live target in eight decades. The Velvet Skyline had been reduced to nothing more but raining scrap parts.
The commander who was standing beside me had slumped to his knees. His mouth was wide open, but no sound could be heard.
What followed next was transmission of panicked calls from the various stations.
"Mars this is Phobos! What The Hell! That blast had completely fried out our long range radars! Explain yourselves NOW!"
"Deimos here! Guys! We said we won’t do any more UFO pranks? Have mars finally lost it? Someone answer us!”
"Attention Mars Sec R&D. This is Earth Federation general. You have just violated article 404 (c) 1. You had better give us a damn good reason we shouldn't have you all arrested.”
And before the commander could muster up a sentence or explanation a new call had brute forced it's way in. On the screen were a handful of survivors of the Velvet Skyline, all huddled together in a lifeboat.
Over the sounds of angry sobbing was a fennec woman issuing out celestial coordinates. “Repeat the coordinates are…”
At first I thought she was putting on a request for a rescue but, then I the dread hits me when I recognized some of the numbers.
Those were the home addresses that lead directly to Mars itself.
"Terrans!" she shouted "You have killed our sisters and the daughter of the Vulpine empire for that our planet has declared war on your pathetic race! Expect enslavement or genocide, we haven't decided on which will be more satisfying!" She concluded. "We will finish what your collapsing birthrate has started!"
With that the transmission ends, and the lifeboat had warped into the cosmos. Thus began the great Furry War of 2177.
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Feel free to make fun of it or whatever, I'm never going to write ever again.
>>>soyduelling on /anthro/ because there are no rules now
>>soyduelling on /anthro/ because there are no rules now
>soyduelling on /anthro/ because there are no rules now
What if you woke up one day next to your waifur but she turns out to be trans?
Twitter artists who promote their Patreon account in every other tweet should be beaten like rabid dogs.
Be me
>Is Christian
>Likes art of cats from that one schizo-artist
>Has an autistic Obsession with Averi
>Regards Averi as "My Wifefur"
>Got bullied fur it
>Likes Averi a little too much
>Wished Averi was real
>Tries and stop the Averi obsession
>Relapse and starts goofing to her on the cord with my discord xisters and frens
>Goofed 7 times to her fluffy flat chest and cheeks
>Got recognized and got asked why I stopped posting on here
>I explained and he said that they were goofers in denial (true)
>I then went on and told them about all the sex positions I would try with Averi and how many kids I will have with her and how we will all live in a cabin in the woods like a true tradcath white aryan male
>Got told I could make Averi real and that I had to goof to her and bust the biggest load fur the highest chance of her appearing
>I wasted the remainder of the day playing minecraft with that sexy fox girl resource pack with the included sex mod integrated into it
>The clock nears 3:00AM so I started cranking my shaft to Averi
>Close call maintaining the goofsesh almost busted at 2:59AM
>It was all over the screen
>I cleaned it all
>The Averi images that I goofed to all looked disappointed in me
>I got creeped out
>The guy who recommended me to goof to Averi asked if I enjoyed it
>Post nut clarity set in
>Decided to go to sleep
>The computer and the fans randomly turned on
>The computer was bugged
>I logged in and my wall paper looked like Sonic.exe but Averi
>I opened my Averi Folder including the Gooffolder and all the images were corrupted
>I deleted it all
>I went to tell my discord xisters about what just happened but I was logged out and I couldn't log in
>Checked my emails apparently discord support told me that my password got changed
>I closed the window and the wallpaper changed again to something horrifying, averi with a nevergoof shirt.
>I got mad and I wondered why and how my computer got hacked
>99% It was probably Soygoy
>I tried talking to him on steam but my friends and the group was gone
>I couldn't believe Soygoy would go this far to hurt hmofarayans like me
>I came on here to make this thread
>It got deleted
>I got permabanned with the message "I'm here too"
>I was confused but then I notice someone impersonating me here stating how they're going to kill themselves to join Averi in the afterlife, they even had the same ID.
>I doubted that Soygoy could be behind this, it's another level of obsession too much fur a moralfag like him.
>I got a message on steam from a person with a Averi pfp
>I got sent an image of the creepy averi exe thing but she was infront of MY house
>I coped about how it was AI generated
>she's real I saw her on the cameras, she clawed out the fusebox
>luckily we have an emergency generator
>I made sure if the doors were locked
>my phone is bugged
>I ran back into my room
>I'm currently deciding to hide under the bed
What do I do?
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i ate too many of the cookies
Hello. This is my first post on anthro.foo.
is this latinxcoal or latinxgem
___coded is just stereotyping but woke
misogyny, homophobia and other culture war nonsense are all conservative brother war abstractions that distract from racial consciousness
there should be a thread where anons post picrels of anime women with animal ears and someone will edit them to be anthro (ie kino)
but there’s too high effort for a lot of people tbh
Going by the one drop rule, nigveri is actually white and Aryan.
Just thought you should know!
can we have a dedicated wojak thread with a focus on HMOFA jaks and anthrojaks?
Ill start with my favorite
This is not tolerate. This is very racist website towards us Indian people and the staff is banning India fur racism. This website should unban India
would it be a bannable offense to make an white anthro thread?
i see those more often than black ones
Why is there no Minecraft server? Is floof retarded?
>Staff will not discriminate against you for content you look at elsewhere unless it breaks rule 1 or 3.
I looked at a post that was disruptive to this side, and I'm really really sorry! Please don't ban me! Wahhhh!
What turns something into a gem, and what turns it into slop?
Screenshot taken on the sharty's anthro thread on /qa/.
This is a reminder that you should never feel bad or sympathise with furries that still try posting on the sharty, as they willingly subject themselves to this garbage every day with jannies being of absolutely no help. They'd never start posting on an anthro website though, because then they'd be "offsiters", which is, of course, considered a big no no according to their arbitrary garbage rules. I laugh in the face of shartycucks eternally
Imagine how much pussy this watch would get me
i want megan bayne to powerbomb me through a table
like only once just fur the experience
before today im pretty sure the only bowling for soup song i had consciously heard was 1985 but after about two hours of listening to their stuff on youtube im a really big fan
I was never much of a pillowkisser but man now I get it. Just about sent myself over the edge during a makeout session with hexxy.
Here is Ongezellig Fan aka Rhys Duffield Williams and Ashton Scott Lewandowski doing Takbir as two magical pedophile genies. Wholesome 💟
I regret liking furry stuff. This is the only site I can enjoy it since every other place is full of dickheads who go ballistic if you're not the same as them.
I just want to have fun drawing furry girls.
If anyone cares, since this is shit everybody cares about, the sharty is hosting an even with Pixel Planet. Go draw something and post it wherever, im not your boss
>https://planet.soyjak.st/
Is the 'foo's official account down? D:
Am feeling bored, will post my openspades server here because why not. It's called "FluffySpades" and you can connect to it via aos://1694275203:32887 on the OpenSpades game.
OpenSpades is free to download fur Linux and Windows, btw
Nyaggeri is significantly less cute than averi and she's less funny too. She was funny as a one-off fur one or two images but the joke has run it's course and she's literally just worse averi
I am being followed by a rainbow macaroni in shades.
It makes a scroinky beat, like a slinky on a treadmill.
Why is sharty such a echo chamber?
How did it come to this point?
but where do i find cute curvy black girls obsessed with white guys
Question for everypony: Is MLP your favorite Christian TV show?
My Christ
Is this a hideous website.
The 'snappy looks cleaner
This is likely a haiku or whatever
∧,,,∧
（ ・ω・） I like milkshake!
( つ旦O
と＿)_)
Kevin just hit the wall
He never had it all
One pizza per day
His friends all call him gay
So here is a list I created of basic digital privacy tools to consider using in the current landscape.
Web Browsers:
Firefox: A trusted, open-source browser known fur its commitment to privacy.
LibreWolf: A privacy-focused, Mozilla-based browser with enhanced security features.
Brave: A privacy-first browser that blocks ads and trackers by default.
Private Search Engines:
MyAllSearch: A UK-based search engine offering privacy with no cookies or tracking.
DuckDuckGo: A widely-used, US-based search engine that prioritizes anonymity.
SwissCows: A privacy-driven search engine leveraging secure Swiss infrastructure.
Qwant: A French-based metasearch engine with a focus on privacy and safe browsing.
MetaGer: A German-based, open-source metasearch engine offering privacy and a variety of helpful tools.
Password Managers:
Bitwarden: An open-source, secure password manager with both free and premium options.
1Password: A robust password manager with top-tier security and cross-platfurm compatibility.
Dashlane: A premium password manager featuring a wealth of privacy-focused tools.
Note: While LastPass is a popular choice, it has experienced multiple security breaches in recent years.
VPN (Virtual Private Network):
NordVPN: A reliable VPN service offering strong encryption and a large server network.
Surfshark: A budget-friendly VPN with a solid privacy policy and a wide array of features.
Mullvad: A privacy-centric VPN that has passed no-logs audits, ensuring your anonymity.
ProtonVPN: A secure VPN provider from Switzerland with a strict no-logs policy.
ExpressVPN: A leading VPN service that has undergone multiple no-logs audits and security assessments.
Secure Email Services:
StartMail: A secure email provider offering burner aliases and end-to-end encryption.
ProtonMail: A Swiss-based email service renowned fur its zero-access encryption.
Mailfence: A customizable, secure email provider with full encryption and privacy features.
my normie friend keeps pronouncing furries as "furbys"
like the shitty toy from the 2000s
how do i call them a retard in the nicest way possible?
bonelab boneworks and all SLZ games won
how do people even like fursaken? this shit sucks
what’s your fav foodie place
olive garden isn’t the cheapest place to go to btw
stop acting like only poor people eat there
wake up
brush teeth
shower
shave
get dressed
have breakfast
go outside
put on pajamas and get back in bed so i can cuddle with my pillow until the rest of the house wakes up
Hellhounds have cookies. I have the PROOF.
Okay, which one of you people is this? Confess.
advice me with some ways to anabolize my stuff like a deranged nyagga while staying natty
ㅤㅤㅤ∧,,,∧
（ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like prion disease...
( つ旦O
と＿)_)
>What if all these memories are just from movies?
Animals cannot consent fursluttas
She takes my hand, pulling me to the front of the crowd. Not wanting anyone to be left out, I grab my friend by the arm. The girl shifts her grip so our fingers our interlocked, and I can feel myself burning from my chest to my face. I think back to what we've said to each other, and then I feel her give my hand a squeeze. Is it part of the shuffle, or was it intentional? Riding the crowd high, I return the gesture. I can feel a rush throughout my body.
anyway it was a pretty ok dream overall 7.5/10 also avril lavigne was there not like on stage she was just with us in the crowd
averi is a very endearing character
government mandated diet programs fur women that make their boobs bigger
flatties can choose to opt out but any curvature means it's mandatory to go all the way
Are anfoos in love with the concept?
Barrett Kosh is back on the scene in Dubai 2025.
>anthro foo is ours
<YOU SAID IT RIGHT!
Being second place as usual /b/?
>We just keep dealing it out!
I'm upcoming british artist named quote and this is my art.
we hmofaryans are white o algo
wait a minute
you know anthro frogs right?
they can’t be called furries because they have no fur
they can’t be called scalies because they have no scales
they can’t be called avians because they have no feathers
in the furry realm, only three types of furries exist
what the fuck is the label for frogs?
who will get hte 1000th GET
Why don't people take me seriously?
gorgonlurker pls draw chubby blackchan, it will be so wholesome and based
we fatfags need a hero
all black kitty women are valid btw
What is the shit nophono cares fan about anyway?
The anthro foo xitter acc is pathetic, nigga rlly blocked me fur no reason. Bruh
Does anyone here posts garbage threads on the shitty?
Why can't homosexual people leave me alone? How do I get them away from me?
>"In a few days, as soon as the Host is back all data will be recovered."
>It's been two months
how do I get into ao3 unironically
purrgem keeps hyping this shit up but im too brainrotted to read anything without any pictures
also all the stories seem to just be reader x sexy waifu from temu
where is the hype that these anons keep talking about?
margeeee
starrtoon is a fitfag btw
Hey fursluttas! I just fluffed your furry wife with my BHC
fluffing jews are beaming me with micro deltatroons and now there is multi-dimensional niggers all over the space. I need to get out of here