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These niggas say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you
Get the fuck up out my fuckin' face, 'fore I murder you
Bitch niggas always jackin' Blood, but I know they fu
Whole squad full of fuckin' killers, I'm a killer too


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what yall playin?
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Niggertown, Niggermotel Massacre 3.
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Actually, Ready Or Not.
I'm not telling you.
>>3894
ball and gun game
anyone play vrc? i need some new friends
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>>3921
No.
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>>3922
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>>3921
What was wrong with your old ones?
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>>3925
idk just fell out i guess
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>>3924
No arrow therefore you look like that.
>>3927
HauntedKFC 
:D add me
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>>3921
Faggot
>>3893 (OP) 
Kobold Adventure.
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>>3933
with a name like that i thought it was a joke lol
>>3985
how is it?
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>>4003
a looot of... fun

:3c
>>3985
Which I'm sure is a real game that definitely does exist.
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>>4009
https://koboldadventure.com

baka...
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>>4025
That's interesting.
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>>4031
mhm... interesting!
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>>4039
Yeah.
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>>4041
sure hope you aren't imagining doing anything horrible to that poor lil kobold, anon...
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>>4043
I don't have the time for "Kobold Adventure", there are more important videogames I need to be playing.
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>>4051
nonsense, there's always time to goon...
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>>4053
NEVAR GVVN
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>>4059
always, ALWAYS goon!
Sometimes goon.
>>4025
Is there anyway to keep the game from funneling you into the church where you inevitably get captured? Most of the options are unavailable no matter what you do. WTF is this shit?
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>>4079
You'll have to goon until you figure it out.
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>>4081
I just checked the flowchart. Yeah, seems like most of the story's missing and almost all options inevitably lead to the dungeon one way or the other.
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>>4082
Instructions unclear, kobold stuck in ceiling fan.

...also, it is maybe not surprising that what appears to be a pr0n game was subject to, uh, premature release.  hue hue hue hue hua
>>4079
i'm such an absurd quickshot that whenever i get the uncontrollable urge to play kobold adventure i cum like 3 screens in then immediately forget about it again so i legitimately have no i dea what the church is but yeah the game's received absolutely no updates in what feels to me like years so don't expect real story ever lol. it's just kobold abuse simulator fapbait and i'm fine with that, no good ends needed :3
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>>4085
Just three screens in? That's impressive, honestly. Nothing particularly sexual happens just three screens in. I think you're not even fapping to the game, moreso to the idea of the game.
Maybe someone should step in and finish the damn thing but if I do it I won't get to experience the surprise. Beyond just gooning, I was actually trying to get the little kobold nigga a happy ending, maybe even pull off a civil rights movement. I managed to befriend a prince and also thought I could actually get the vixen's respect which might be possible if you could return to the village after visiting the city. There's even a hint at kobolds being employed in the military with the advent of gunpowder. Lots of little interesting ideas beyond just fucking. Too bad the game just forces you into the dungeon no matter what. Maybe you just need to unlock a certain goon level like >>4081 says.
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>>4087
okay 3 is actually a number i made up for the sake of exaggeration. but also the concept of screen count here is kind of nebulous for me anyways because i've rushed through the beginning so much that i usually already have a specific sex scene in mind that i'm just speedrunning to and barely skim over every screen before the one i'm planning on gooning to

okay i went and actually checked just for you friendly anfoo anon and,

ASSUMING that "begin your adventure" does not count as a screen and each time you click the big "Continue" and it does the loading bar is a transition to a new screen,

something i'd usually cum my kobold brains out to is actually FOUR screens in, not three :3c

incredible 33% increase in my perceived stamina!!
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>>4087
also wrt "step in and finish the damn thing" while i think contributions from strangers have probably been accepted in the past i don't think that happens anymore
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>>4090
I mean more of a hostile takeover of the project. This game apparently began in 2017 and the last update it saw was in 2022, nearly 4 years ago. The project lead was apparently expecting to make gajillions of goybux off xis text adventure porn game. lol. When that didn't work, he decided to start a new project to fund the first (flawless logic). To be fair, the latter project, Bedabots, is supposedly more visual & that's what will make it The Next Big Thing (TM), thereby allowing Kobold Adventure to finally be funded. And just getting a regular job isn't an option because it's too "exhausting" and blah, blah, blah.
<nigger space
There's a solid foundation to work with here and I'm sure the creator, TinkeringTurian, could actually get it done if xe spent less time hanging out with the grooming victims on xis 'cord. It's a text adventure game. How difficult can it possibly be to "develop"? Most of the work left is just writing and drawing and inserting those assets. The code's not open source but I'm sure anyone can remake that part of the game easily in their spare time. After that, all it takes is someone who doesn't quite believe in intellectual property to come by and rip the text and images from the game and expand on it. Of course, I'm sure 'Turian wouldn't be too happy about that but if the pirate's opsec is any good...
<even more niggers
Obviously, there's no need to be an asshole about it either. You don't take credit for the existing work or impersonate the guy, and publish everything freely as an unofficial remake. Just a fun idea methinks.
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>>4089
LORD Pombero I kneel and start alternating Roman salutes between my arm.
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>>4109
thanks bestie <3
TurtleWow! 
I'm playing a hunter class for the first time :p
>>4091
Oh my goodness. I'm looking through the code for the game. It's spaghetti. No wonder it's only gotten this far in nearly 9 years. I don't know how one makes such a tangle out of a text adventure game. Well, actually, now I do know how.
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