>>79310
A vehicle covered in "clever" bumper stickers is one of the ways Mother Nature says "keep away," along with "art cars" covered in epoxied-on plastic doll heads, hair dyed in colors that do not occur in nature, septum piercings, ear gauges, "cutter" scars, and tattoos. Any of these is is evidence prima facie of Bad Craziness. This is doubly true of college age women. When she is also obese and wears Problem Glasses, she is basically waving an enormous banner that says "Daddy Touched my No-No Place." Do not make eye contact. Do not speak. Smile and nod and back away slowly, and when you have broken line of sight, start running.